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Occupation:
Clam digger
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Hobbies and Interests:
wood, egrets, removing public lice from friends' infected areas, fixing old cars, sex with underage animals
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Favorite Books:
the ones with pictures
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Favorite Movies:
porno. Especially gay necrophiliac bestiality
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Favorite Music:
everything you hate and also: Melvins, Nomeansno, MC5, Removal, Mothers of Invention, Ween, Contrabanned, Stay Gold Pony Boy, Zen Guerilla, Shiny Beast, Mr. Bungle, Cop Shoot Cop, and everything else that doesn't suck.
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Favorite TV Shows:
TV should be destroyed and all that's left is a big hole in it and smoke coming out and distant screams can be heard, and it's raining shards of glass.
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About Me:
I like puddles
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Who I Want to Meet:
people who like to touch me.
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hilarious and intelligent and talented
(I'm not necessarily basing that on his
singing skills) and generous and just
overall a cool guy to be around. He'll
wait and be patient while you kayak
like a girl, all slow-like, and not
even make that much fun of you.
zips his pants and has based an entire
school of music theory, complete with
cult-like following, on the idea of
pretending to be mentally and
emotionally retarded. If you've seen
that Danish movie the idiots, then you
have some basis for envisioning BB's
real life, except it's weirder and
takes place in Hawaii. His girlfriend
won't let him stick it in her butt and
I STOMP THE EGGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
because just thinking about Bootybutt
makes me mess myself!
I might also add that, right about
now, I'm horribly jealous of that
goose.
and gay, necrophiliac bestiality porn.
And as his official hairstylist, my
disclaimer is that he always gets
exactly what he asks for.