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Occupation:
Super Villain
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Hobbies and Interests:
racial stereotypes, attention, comedians, puppets, pirates, hobos, channel 101, stella, john heasley, accordian players, taking polaroid pictures, robots, tab soda, Mr. T, tracking down those who owe me money, Ringwald and Molly, old movies
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Favorite Books:
Perv, Me Talk Pretty One Day, White Teeth, A Hearbreaking Work of Staggering Genius, Cruel Shoes, The Bible, Hop on Pop
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Favorite Movies:
Gigli
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Favorite Music:
TMBG, Blur, Snoop, Elvis Costello, M.S.I, The Electric Mayhem, The Aquabats, 20/20, Groovie Ghoulies, The Faint, Velvet Underground, David Bowie, The Cure, The Clash, The Ramones, Beastie Boys, Jackie and the Cedrics, Simon and Garfunkel, The Foundationss
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Favorite TV Shows:
Mr. Show, Kids in the Hall, UCB, Small Wonder, Saved by the Bell, Daily Show, Simpsons, Reno 911, The Practice, Malcolm in the Middle, The Oblongs, Family Guy, Clerks the animated series, Law & Order, The State, Viva Variety
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About Me:
Fuck you, buddy.
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Who I Want to Meet:
I want to meet a homeless asian person. I've never
seen one.
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written for other people and I wish that I
could be even one seventh as witty as she.
Sadly, I know that this will never happen, so
I will just go on quietly worshipping Mellin in
my own way...I really do miss you you know
(remember when we were going to have a
college team girls sleepover? Yeah...)
Emily. Special Emily. Lucky Emily. Emily
Nuts. When I wake up in the morning, I
think of nothing but Emily.
learned that emily is neither
ominbenevolent, omnipotent, nor
omniscient. she is however, omniawesome
which makes her a god in my book. i
love her so much i can even forgive the
violent bouts of petophilia...those
poor boys....
drunken phonecalls to or from Emily. Curse
you 8 hour time difference.
better? I have a friend who's had a
headache for three years. No one knows
what's causing it, and he can't take tylenol,
or he'd be taking it all the time. One time he
overdosed, but we assumed it was an
accident. I was told yesterday that he'd been
hospitalized. He'd cut his wrist open with a
jack knife. I phoned him today and asked
him why he did it. He told me, "I did it so I
could feel something else." After I hung up I
remembered a movie about internet hackers
he and I shot in highschool. I've been crying
all afternoon.
Emily's one sassy LaDy!!! ;-)
everybody needs nowadays. The only
thing that'd make Emily any cooler
would be if she used the prefix "uber"
a lot more than she does now
(...never.) Then she'd be like...uber-
Emily.
Think about it...
rock...I want to make out with Emily.