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YALE, PHD ROCKETSCIENCE 1999

ROCKET SCIENTIST

laying around, looking hot, being bad, drinking alcohol, cracking the whip, eating cake for breakfast, washing it down with jack daniels, cheating on boyfriends with girlfriends, screaming in ecstacy, pissing off the neighbors, not caring, biting til it hurts, using stupid men for their wallets, ordering dominos, screening my calls, masturbating to my own reflection, consuming men, consuming women, maxing the card, hanging w/paris, inspiring sitcom producers, videotaping then losing the tape then selling it on the internet, lapdances, taking home the lapdancer, strapping on the stilettos, slithering out of the slipdress, rolling in the hay, walking out the door, laughing all the way, lowering the bar and dragging you down with me.HA!

the holy bible.

good ol' fashioned porn.

spinning the purple rain album backwards.

I'm a perv. I hate long walks on the beach and quiet conversation at coffee shops. I prefer the anonymity of witty email banter than intimacy of actually speaking. The furthest I've traveled was Brooklyn, and that's only because I wanted to catch the grand opening of Target. I'm not that interesting. And I smoke cigarettes. My friends are just as bitchy as I am. I don't have a dog, and I think kids are totally self-absorbed. I wouldn't be caught dead in a gym, and I sleep in my makeup. I prefer watching porn to reading. Nice people scare me. I'm a self-proclaimed self-cented bitch. I truly believe that all men will be enlightened once they accept this one simple fact: 73% of the time you're aimlessly banging away at us...we're fantasizing about another woman. The other 26.5% of the time, we're faking it. 0.5% we're just too damn bored. I know, I know, you're falling in love with me already.....
So fucking predictable.

equally twisted tortured artists that like sex and money.