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"I'm a perv. I hate long walks on the beach and quiet conversation at coffee shops. I prefer the anonymity of witty email..."
More about krazyeyeskilla
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Schools (Other):
YALE, PHD ROCKETSCIENCE 1999
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Occupation:
ROCKET SCIENTIST
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Hobbies and Interests:
laying around, looking hot, being bad, drinking alcohol, cracking the whip, eating cake for breakfast, washing it down with jack daniels, cheating on boyfriends with girlfriends, screaming in ecstacy, pissing off the neighbors, not caring, biting til it hurts, using stupid men for their wallets, ordering dominos, screening my calls, masturbating to my own reflection, consuming men, consuming women, maxing the card, hanging w/paris, inspiring sitcom producers, videotaping then losing the tape then selling it on the internet, lapdances, taking home the lapdancer, strapping on the stilettos, slithering out of the slipdress, rolling in the hay, walking out the door, laughing all the way, lowering the bar and dragging you down with me.HA!
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Favorite Books:
the holy bible.
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Favorite Movies:
good ol' fashioned porn.
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Favorite Music:
spinning the purple rain album backwards.
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About Me:
I'm a perv. I hate long walks on the beach and quiet conversation at coffee shops. I prefer the anonymity of witty email banter than intimacy of actually speaking. The furthest I've traveled was Brooklyn, and that's only because I wanted to catch the grand opening of Target. I'm not that interesting. And I smoke cigarettes. My friends are just as bitchy as I am. I don't have a dog, and I think kids are totally self-absorbed. I wouldn't be caught dead in a gym, and I sleep in my makeup. I prefer watching porn to reading. Nice people scare me. I'm a self-proclaimed self-cented bitch. I truly believe that all men will be enlightened once they accept this one simple fact: 73% of the time you're aimlessly banging away at us...we're fantasizing about another woman. The other 26.5% of the time, we're faking it. 0.5% we're just too damn bored. I know, I know, you're falling in love with me already.....
So fucking predictable.
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Who I Want to Meet:
equally twisted tortured artists that like sex and money.
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stay away before I smash your head with log.
Nobody gets off talking about my bitch that way.
I've known krazyeyeskilla since birth, as a matter
of fact, were conjoined twins until the age of 10.
Now she's no angel, I'll admit. But underneath
those shiny latex underpinnings, beyond those
ebony stockings that go thigh high, she's all hearts
and roses.... I swear.