Bonni Fierstein

School of hard knocks, bitches!

University of Massachusetts - Amherst, Attended - , Class of 1997, Bachelor's Degree, Sociology

The Dixy's little bitch

I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me

Useless and useful trivia, Playing Devil's Advocate, Extreme Connect Four, Paying the snucka, breaking out the booty wax, tribulations, made up 5 syllable words, Bollywood, Over the counter diagnoses, Scooping anyone and everyone with my knowledge of current events, hot gossip, Live Music, Utimate Hamster Wheel, Winning at being funny, hunkering down, Pedro under the mango tree, wormsnacks, The Simpson Sisters, Hugh Manatee, Pop Culture, Prank Calls, Cassandra, Trader Joe's, med cocktails, My Fake Boyfriends, My Real Boyfriend, Pretending I am British, Road Rage, Bon Bon a Go Go, Stella

Sweet Valley High - Playing With Fire, Crime and Punishment

Anything Kevin Smith, About A Boy, Office Space, Harold and Kumar go to White Castle, Big Daddy, Step Mom, Wet Hot American Summer, Anything Christopher Guest, DEFINITELY NOT Scenes From a Mall

To know me is to know that is an impossible question to answer

Currently--War at Home, Family Guy, Housewives, Grey's Anatomy, Curb your Enthusiasm, How I Met Your Mother, Prison Break, WIfe Swap, Laguna Beach, Trading Spouses, My Name is Earl, The Office, Entourage, Robot Chicken

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I want to marry Michael Showalter. And my boyfriend is cool with that :)

Michael Showalter, duh.