Andee

beloit college, university of kansas, JCCC, etc.

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original knock-knock jokes

Madeleine L'Engle's Time quartet, The Devil in the White City, The Sun Also Rises, Harry Potters, Anna Karinina, Joseph Campbell's stuff, the Series of Unfortunate Events, all of Jamie Oliver's cookbooks, David Sedaris's stuff, the Mahabharata, the Bible

tom waits, beck, stevie wonder, johnny cash, flaming lips, sam cook, the zombies, jeff buckley

The Office (both versions), Buffy, Home Movies, Family Guy, Gilmore Girls (which you really shouldn't prejudge, it's actually funny) AND, if I thought I could trust you, I'd also confess to watching America's Next Top Model

Virgo

aww, shucks, I don't know. Maybe you should come over for some tea and we could wear those "my name is" stickers and fill out more detailed paper work describing our personalities. I'd write "Petunia" on my name tag and you could write "Hairy" on yours. We'd laugh. Against your better judgement I'd talk you into sticking around for a Prince sing along. Long story short you'd leave covered in cat hair, and we'd be best friends forever.

Heck, I've got time on my hands, I won't be picky. Of course there are extenuating circumstances: if you should be on psyc meds but aren't, if I've seen your police sketch somewhere, if you hand out tracts with pictures of aborted fetuses on them, if you have tattoos of naked women on you, maybe we shouldn't become friendsters right now. Chances are you'll move in to my building anyway, if my luck with neighbors continues.