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My Hero.
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"i enjoy crashing model cars into large buildings, eating razor blade soup, wringing my hands over deserters, squatting in..."
More about captain awesome
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Schools (Other):
awesome high, awesome u.
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College/University:
Ohio University, Attended 1997 - 2001, Class of 2001, Other
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Occupation:
maintaining a high level of awesomeness
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Affiliations:
the high council of awesomeville
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Hobbies and Interests:
writing, comedy, music, interesting people, road trips, not being real, life, the universe, and everything, 4am
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Favorite Books:
kurt vonnegut, alex garland, douglas adams, hunter s thompson, denis johnson, tom robbins, chuck palahniuk, house of leaves, one flew over the kuckoos nest, charles bukowski, ee cummings, william s burroughs, herman hesse, others
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Favorite Movies:
napoleon dynamite, anchorman, american beauty, one flew over the cuckoos nest, office space, holy grail, apocalypse now, better off dead, wes anderson movies, fight club, charlie kaufman movies, coen brothers movies, pulp fiction, kicking and screaming, the jerk, fletch, others
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Favorite Music:
wilco, snow patrol, dinosaur jr, guided by voices, radiohead, stone roses, beck, tmbg, modest mouse, blur, gomez, ash, badly drawn boy, flaming lips, gorillaz, white stripes, beatles, who, bob dylan, cake, soul coughing, dandy warhols, deUS, doves, hum, kompressor, rem, pink floyd, neil young, pixies, smashing pumpkins, weezer, others
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Favorite TV Shows:
kids in the hall, mr show, andy richter controls the universe, conan, monty pythons flying circus, simpsons, arrested development
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About Me:
i enjoy crashing model cars into large buildings, eating razor blade soup, wringing my hands over deserters, squatting in east european castles with gypsies.
look, i've told you once.
Brand new videos up at www.youngandbrilliant.com - watch the brilliance that is The Winchester Preparatory Sketch Academy.
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Who I Want to Meet:
fellow members of the high council of awesomeville.
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You look a lot like that guy "Mike Busch". That explains my boner.
I do... before, not so much.
cock? thats some fucking west coast shit.
everybody sucking each other's dick so its
pretty much a big faggot orgy all the time.
listen up, fuckers- mr. awesome is very likely
much funnier than you. in fact, he DOESN'T
want to collaborate with you, because you
compromise his ju-ju. on further
consideration? you are dumb. you have big
tits maybe, or a beer-flavoured cunt, & you've
convinced him to take you home. that doesn't
mean you fucking own him! step off, white-
trash-made-good! what would mrs.
simmelink think of your actions, huh? HUH?
from Awesomeville, which sounds even
better than Funkytown. I hope one day
the Captain will take us all on one
glorious magic carpet ride to
Awesomeville where someone besides
George Bush is president, and we can
all have one crazy, psychadelic, luvfest,
and the Captain will reign supreme.
& he did.
apples. I know because I've dipped
them both in Carmel. The apples
really gave me a what for, but not
Captain Awesome. He just sweetly,
patiently pointed out that it wasn't the
nicest thing to do, to stick your
friend's head in a boiling vat of
Carmel. It's a lesson I hold dear to my
heart to this day. Thanks Capt. I'd
kiss you if you weren't so sticky.
cuter. I can totally see the Awesome
family resemblence, though!
way cooler than you, you sad sucker.
except he can't heal the sick or he
didn't die for our sins.