Step right up and place your bet... one
time crazy? Two times? You may have
guessed three times---but you were
wrong. He's four times crazy. Five.
Can I get a six? SIX TIMES CRAZY. 7...
Alec is ahead of his time. He'll blow
you away with his musical talents, his
avant garde morality, his fashion
sense, his linens (impeccably clean).
Alec is a man of means. He means to
make you laugh, even when he offends.
Just remember everything well and save
your negatives, because someday Alec
will be a big star -- finally ripe for
blackmail.
During the blackout, I felt especially
bad for Alec, because he had spent the
day before telling me how the Foreman
grill had changed his life, and how
he'd never cook any other way again,
and never would be parted from his
favorite quick-cooking, fat-draining,
easy-cleaning piece of electric
goodness. Then the power went out. And
though everyone was in the dark, I
can't help but feel that for Alec, that
night was a little darker than for the
rest of us.
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time crazy? Two times? You may have
guessed three times---but you were
wrong. He's four times crazy. Five.
Can I get a six? SIX TIMES CRAZY. 7...
you away with his musical talents, his
avant garde morality, his fashion
sense, his linens (impeccably clean).
Alec is a man of means. He means to
make you laugh, even when he offends.
Just remember everything well and save
your negatives, because someday Alec
will be a big star -- finally ripe for
blackmail.
bad for Alec, because he had spent the
day before telling me how the Foreman
grill had changed his life, and how
he'd never cook any other way again,
and never would be parted from his
favorite quick-cooking, fat-draining,
easy-cleaning piece of electric
goodness. Then the power went out. And
though everyone was in the dark, I
can't help but feel that for Alec, that
night was a little darker than for the
rest of us.