I trust Deepa only as far as I can
throw her. Which is pretty far... my
Deepa-throwing had been improving, as
she will attest. Athens 2004, here we
come!!!!!
So how in the world did this crazy kid
who forced us all to go to Chuck-E-
Cheese to celebrate her turning four-
and-three-quarters end up becoming this
incredibly beautiful, smart, refined,
classy, intelligent, amazing woman???
When did this happen?
Seriously though, I admire this girl
inside and out. She's a class-act.
I'm so thrilled that we've found each
other again, not just because she's my
cousin but because she's an incredible
woman and friend.
Deepa - let's go to Chuck-E-Cheese for
your next birthday!
See that picture of Deeps? Yeah, I
took it. Oh wait, is that picture of
her at a birthday party that I (and
some unnamed German) threw for her?
Um, yeah, thats right. Let's just say
she owes EVERYTHING to me. And yet,
why is my fridge not full of
Gatorade? Why do I not have weekly
shipments of Gatorade deliver a gratis
to my apartment? Why am I not writing
this testimonial as I lay pool-side to
my swimming pool full of Watermelon
Extreme Fierce Ice? Because she's an
ungrateful biatch, thats why!!!
throw her. Which is pretty far... my
Deepa-throwing had been improving, as
she will attest. Athens 2004, here we
come!!!!!
who forced us all to go to Chuck-E-
Cheese to celebrate her turning four-
and-three-quarters end up becoming this
incredibly beautiful, smart, refined,
classy, intelligent, amazing woman???
When did this happen?
Seriously though, I admire this girl
inside and out. She's a class-act.
I'm so thrilled that we've found each
other again, not just because she's my
cousin but because she's an incredible
woman and friend.
Deepa - let's go to Chuck-E-Cheese for
your next birthday!
took it. Oh wait, is that picture of
her at a birthday party that I (and
some unnamed German) threw for her?
Um, yeah, thats right. Let's just say
she owes EVERYTHING to me. And yet,
why is my fridge not full of
Gatorade? Why do I not have weekly
shipments of Gatorade deliver a gratis
to my apartment? Why am I not writing
this testimonial as I lay pool-side to
my swimming pool full of Watermelon
Extreme Fierce Ice? Because she's an
ungrateful biatch, thats why!!!