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"Can be a walking caricature of myself... Very insightful...
Funny woman, warm, open-hearted, genuine and loving...."
More about Rachel
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Occupation:
Counselor/Artist
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Hobbies and Interests:
Sculpture, Painting, Singing, Rock Climbing, Costume Design, Drumming, Make-Up Art, Vaudevillian Shenanigans, Burning Man, Dog Whispering...
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Favorite Books:
Poison Wood Bible, GodelEscherBach: An Eternal Golden Braid, Horton Hears a Who, So Long and Thanks for all the Fish, Slapstick....
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Favorite Movies:
Bottle Rocket, Being There, Raising Ariz, Dancer in the Dark, Barfly, Clockwork Orange, Fisher King, Brazil, Time Bandits, Adventures of Baron Munchausen, Princess Bride, Best in Show, Amelie, Ed Wood, Big Lebowski, Being Jon Malkovich, Priscilla:Queen of
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Favorite Music:
Igor Stravinsky, Jeff Buckley, Kruder and Dorfmiester, Radio Head, One Giant Leap, Supreme Beings of Leisure, Bjork, Dead Can Dance, Tower of Power, Clifford Brown, Charlie Parker, Sonny Rollins, Peter Gabrial, Beatles...
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Favorite TV Shows:
The Simpsons
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About Me:
Can be a walking caricature of myself... Very insightful...
Funny woman, warm, open-hearted, genuine and loving.
Creativity keeps me sane. My dear friends are the hugest
blessing in my life. I have a managery of pets, who I
consider family members. I have
a deep respect and love for all living things (even the
grossest of living things... although I won't volunteer to
hug). I come from a family of Jazz musicians,
sing and play percussion. Although I live way up in the
Malibu Mountains and thoroughly bask in the solitude, I
love it when company shows up for an impromptu visit [They
call first].
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Who I Want to Meet:
Are you silly and perhaps a bit freakishly intelligent? Are
you a Mad Scientist who might enjoy dismembering
Barbies? If so, I think we can be friends...
OK, "Seriously..." I want to meet people who are open
hearted, not afraid to be completely real... even if it
means pissing some off. Be open, honest, loving,
creative, playful, with a bit of a wry sense of humor and
we'll get along just fine.
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we're waiting until we're 60. Gotta
give some good men a little time...
GOOD men. Is that clear? My girl is
beyond beyond. You can't possibly grow
eyes wide enough to behold the entire
expanse of her compassion, color,
pulse. You don't think people like
Rachel exist and then they do. You
want just a few amazing qualites, like
genius, statuesuqe earth glam, heart
the size of the multiverse, and then
she tops it. Grow. You must get all
of Rachel there is to have.
wears her heart right on her sleeve -
where everyone can see it. Her
magnificence is breathtaking. And the
love that exudes from her soul is
nourishing. She's a goddess and an
earth mother. Fiery and bright.. and
you won't be able to keep your eyes off
of her.
the heart of a labrador retriever, the
mind of a mad scientist, and the soul
of an artist.
And I agree with JayWalker: She does
have a mighty fine butt.
Oh, here's the other thing: She's
incredibly entertaining... Her mental
jukebox NEVER shuts off (she calls it
Musical Tourette's Syndrome), and she
does this wacky thing whereby she
whistles in an extremely high but
perfect pitch by pursing her lips and
squeaking a melody. THAT is talent.
before hitting send. So, where do I
begin with the lovely Ms Rachel. How
about a string of adjectives: Leggy,
luscious, vivacious, tall, warm,
sincere, good-hearted. Now onto some
Pros: great smile, welcomes new
experiences with the eyes of a child
(metaphorically, not literally. She's
not some sicko), hearty laugh (though
typically used to describe male
characteristics, I can say I can't
think of another word to describe it.
She definately isn't male), there is no
doubt when she is glad to see you,
extremely personable, offers help to
friends willingly, fun to hug, playful
and sometimes sarcastic, she has a nice
butt. Cons: Well she won't be my love
slave, sometimes overextends herself
with comittments to her friends, still
hasn't learned to be evil (no matter
how much I try to instill the
importance of it), trouble saying "No"
(to her friends, not to the creepy
lecherous kinda folks. They're the easy
ones. But I'll hurt ya if you have
difficulty understanding). Hmm. I think
that's it. Quite a whimsical sprite in
the concrete world. Oh wait...I forgot,
she has cats. That's a big Con in my
book. But I can overlook it in her case
(untiss my face swells). So, I think
that's enough. You're interested now,
aren't ya. Who wouldn't be, with those
sexy pictures up there.
and talented woman. Did I mention sexy
as hell? This is a person who has no
fear of expressing herself and is firm
in who she is to herself and everyone
around her. There ain't much she can't
do!