Brendan

police academy / ski school

prophet, poet, philosopher, artist, actor, writer

ultimate improv

film, improv, stage, crepes, hip hop, civilization

The Da Vinci Code, Me Talk Pretty One Day, The Little Prince, Catcher in the rye, nine stories, scary stories (the ones that have the scary pencil drawings of scary things), farenheit 451, the bible...

Boogie Nights, Chinatown, The Big Lebowski, LA Confidential, Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, Spirited Away, Being John Malkovich, Back to the Future, The Shawshank Redemption, Anal Intruders 7: filthy fuckers, This is Spinal Tap, Requiem For a Dream, Waiting For Guffman, Eternal sunshine of a spotless mind

Pink Floyd, fleetwood mac, led zeppelin, RZA, rolling stones, Modest mouse, jurassic 5, journey, the cure, radiohead, Mr. Lif, kenny loggins?, the who, mos def

conan, family guy, 24, the office, the surreal life(dont get me wrong, reality tv is for idiots but flavor flav...), CNN Crossfire, cops

i make my friends call me snakebite

i want to meet a girl who:
cooks
cleans
stays at home
slaves over breakfast
has that breakfast too me real soon or else
and looks like winnie from the wonder years or topanga from boy meets world
plays for the mets
owns a slave
puts out
makes crepes
IS QUIET WHEN THEY FUCKING WALK BY MY FUCKING BEDROOM DOOR, GOOD FUCKING GOD.
has mediocre connections in the biz
cant read
has a thoroughly blemished past
the affliction from memento
no parents
molestation charges
has a winning lottery ticket
has a lust for sea life knowledge
B.Y.O.B
owns a flat bed truck
can fly
can make me invisible
is an arian race fanatic
pierces 16 year old kids across the street from their schools in a van for a living
poops gold
has stock options
is a scientist on their spare time
Big titties
would be described by car sales man as "a good investment"
loves andrew wk with a passion
has only one hand, so's i only have one to pay attention to, bein' all sneaky and shit.
has a color code