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Taipei Tex Chen
Taipei Tex's Friends
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Interested In:
Friends, Activity Partners
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Member Since:
Aug 2003
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Hometown:
Japan then dirty stinky West Texas
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Taipei Tex's URL:
http://profiles.friendster.com/1392781
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Other education:
Kadena Elementary (KES is the BEST!), stinky jerkface schools in nowheresville Texas, ASU, UT Austin, Emory
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Occupation:
crumb-bum
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Affiliations:
SFN, eyedrum, Marching Abominables, i'm a WINner!
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What I enjoy doing:
Brains: how to fix them, Music: composing and listening, Relationships between art and science, Beans: the word and how round they are, Beaching it, Traditional Chinese Medicine, Swimming, Any activity on my porch (Cafe de Rom)
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Favorite Books:
Anything by Anais Nin, Art & Physics, Geisha, Ill-equipped, Me Talk Pretty One Day
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Favorite Movies:
Dreams, Breakfast at Tiffany's, La Parapluie de Cherbourg, Koyaanisqatsi, Spirited Away, Mandarin comedies that make no obvious sense (All's Well Ends Well)
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Favorite Music:
My Bloody Valentine, Slowdive, Godspeed You! Black Emperor!, American Analog Set, Starlight Mints, April March, Tigertrap, That Dog, The Octopus Project, Schoenberg, Philip Glass, The Lucksmiths, My Education, The Fall Collection
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Favorite TV Shows:
hmm...I only have one channel on my 25 year old TV..but, I like Sex and the City, the Simpsons, and Buffy
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Zodiac Sign:
Cancer
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About Me:
Recently, I've become fond of the word crumb-bum. I
like
words
that make me giggle (To date, I have only one friend
that
shares a
hearty laugh with me by saying or hearing "beans"). I
call
my special parts "secrets." I uncontrollably scream at
movies even
when they're not supposed to be scary. I have a higher
pitched
voice. I used to
try to make it lower but it just made my neck look funny.
I
like things that
are either super tiny or gigantanormous. My mom is
this
crazy little
Chinese woman and I like telling stories about her-like
the
time
she tried to make raisins by leaving grapes on the
counter
for
a couple months, or the time she tried to teach me to
breathe through my butt hole (something she learned
in Qi
Gong
class).
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Who I Want to Meet:
People who can really breathe through their butt
holes-or
just any
nice peeps will do. I'm flexible.
update: i've recently learned some alarming news about butt-hole breathing. someone who can handle that news.
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try to get her numbah.
I'll have two, if you please.
Eyes undecided
American or Chinese?
If you make her scrambled eggs
She'll love you from her head to her legs
But beware, my friend, of adding cheese
I guarantee she'll break your knees
circa-1985 Dionne Warwick kinda way.
Shes there for her friends when they
need her, she lets my dog sleep all
sprawled out on her legs on the extra-
small couch even after he farts on her
pillow, and she plays the cello. Come
on who plays the cello? That's just
cool. I had to look up how to
spell "cello." She probably wouldn't
since she's also the smartest kid in
town. But to make us feel better, she is
careful to do things like walking
confidently into traffic, claiming with
bare-knuckled steely-eyed conviction
that it was a red head-banded Rick
Springfield who sang Born In The USA,
or accidentally dating frail men with
weird hair who take her back to their lair
to show off their collection of action
figures. The Rom is also one of the few
people with whom I would enjoy staying
up in the freezing cold, drinking coffee,
and figuring out once and for all if there
is a difference between art and life. Hip
hip hooROM!
cool points in my book. let the incest
begin.
for her tiny wrists. But don't be
fooled. Tiny wrists have an inverse
relationship to gumption. Don't think
you can just leave a sneezed-on pen at
her desk and get away with it. No way,
because you know what? They also call
her knuckles to distract you from her
big brain. There's no sneaking past
Knuckles and her big brain. She invented
the brain. And the sneeze. So you better
back off, bitches, or you'll get tow up.