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"I'm not gonna lie: I've fingerbanged some pretty classy ladies. Please
don't hold it against me.
www.jakefogelnest.com"
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More About Jake
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Schools (Other):
Friends Select. Columbia Prep., Professional Children's School and then I got a G.E.D.
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College/University:
New School University, Attended - , Class of , Other
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Occupation:
like you've never done a google search on me.
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Affiliations:
Upright Citizens Brigade
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Hobbies and Interests:
rocking out, doing it up, being awesome, the story of Howard Beale - the first known instance of a man who was killed because of lousy ratings.
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Favorite Books:
The Kid Stays In The Picture (Audiobook), Please Kill Me, You're No One In Hollywood Until Somebody Wants You Dead: Where Did I Go Right?, and other books that aren't about showbiz or the 70's punk scene of New York City.
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Favorite Movies:
ladies and gentlemen the fabulous stains
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Favorite Music:
a.r.e. weapons, beatles, blues explosion, brian eno, buzzcocks, cat stevens, david bowie, devo, duran duran, electric light orchestra, elvis costello, gary glitter, gary numan, guided by voices, joe jackson, joy division, kiss, led zeppelin, mc5, my bloody valentine, new order, radiohead, randy newman, richard hell, rolling stones, roxy music, sex pistols, sloan, that dog., television, the cars, the clash, the cure, the germs, the jam, the kinks, the modern lovers, THE RAMONES, the stooges, the stranglers, the strokes, the velvet underground, the white stripes, the who, tom waits, x-ray spex, yaz, yeah yeah yeahs
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Favorite TV Shows:
Curb Your Enthusiasm, The Sopranos, Twin Peaks, The Young Ones, Fernwood 2-Nite, Square Pegs, shows featuring both Law & Order, The Office, Freaks And Geeks, I'm Alan Patridge, That variety show Sha Na Na had, All Judd Apatow pilots that didn't go.
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About Me:
I'm not gonna lie: I've fingerbanged some pretty classy ladies. Please
don't hold it against me.
www.jakefogelnest.com
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Who I Want to Meet:
A fifteen year-old Diane Lane, the Mc5 and Lorne.
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Testimonials and Comments for Jake
Undying lust for cadaverous molestation.
Ferocious need for decomposing bodies is the reason Jake was said to have been recruited by the disgraced United States Marine Lieutenant Colonel Oliver North because of his extensive business contacts in the Hell.
Liberal Bullshit.
Jake-A quivering pile of useless flesh, locked in a padded cell
Hidden from the prying eyes of curiosity
Experimental surgery made him what he is today
His head is rotting but his body lives on as a worthless vegetable
Unknown to mankind, the incredible power of his mind.
it wasn't the usual one where his hands
turn into throwing stars and Judas Priest
starts playing really loud.
How are you?
things to all people. Jake was the first
person to make cheesesteaks on the moon.
Jake brought peace to the Geno's/Pat's
war. Jake has a kickass tv. Jake is one
funny mofo. Jake loves the word "mofo".
Jake is a great interview. Jake can
drink his weight in half and half.
cooler in person than on TV. so it's just him
and Redd Foxx. hmm?
He's got his own work to do.
Work your own Soil Jake.
Lest you Crank the Sirens One More Time.
Your Large Fan Base in Germany does Not
Exist.
Never Sure, Jake.
Never Sure.
Faithfull Walls are All That you can count on.
Angels?...Human Bondage.
Exhorder! Jake! Exhorder!
Out of exactly what Darkness Jake.
What madness?
What Pain?
You're so small you can be pinned down by
an airport hand dryer...(They're a little
stronger)
of oppressing black people in America,
although, he does that. I am sure that
if you know this guy then you are not
quite sure if Jake even likes you.
When I see him he says, "Oh, my God.
Matthew Baron". This has been going on
for over a decade now and I still can't
figure out if his surprise is a good or
bad thing. It is because of this man
that I am writing this testimonial in
LA and work in advertising. When I saw
Jake on TV I asked myself, who are the
motherfuckers that are paying for me to
see this mini-Jew? It is Jake that
made me want to fuck those mothers and
become an advertising guy. He accepts
no credit for defining the course of my
life. For this he is either naive or
believes that I suck at advertising.
For whatever reason, I am going to
thank Jake when I accept my Clio Award
or are interviewed because of my
accomplishments in Adweek Magazine.
other at several of new yorks fanciest social
functions. for that, i am forever greatful.
pig for new drinks at the bar. If I
have a new drink to try, most likely
he'll try it first. That is, when I
can catch him. He's like a jack
rabbit. I love Jake, he's definitely a
take-him or leave-him kind of guy. He
might not want to hear this, but there
is quite a sweet side to him if you dig
deep enough. I said it!! Oh. and Jake
knows every word to every song of Rocky
Horror Picture Show. That's pretty
cool. I like Jake.
he knows me a long time.
i know his father a long time.
we go back a long way.
i know him from back-inda-day.
trust me he aint gay.!
thats all i can say.!
ok.
he may be gay.
(but not in a faggy way way).
seriously he was so bored once , that
he was gunna let this gook dude blow
him.
( nah it was me , im lying i was
gunna let the gook dude blow me )
jake weighs about 90lb. 1/3 of that is
his enormous cock. its retarded . you
can't even look right at it . its
like the sun or some shit, ultraviolet
rays and whatnot.