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It wasn't dawn, but there were indians scattered on the highway bleeding.
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"I am probably in need of lifestyle changes. Too much of everything makes me go boom.
I write and perform comedy for TV..."
More about Curtis
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More About Curtis
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Schools (Other):
Wooster School, UCBT
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Occupation:
Writer/Death Merchant/Actor
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Affiliations:
UCBT
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Hobbies and Interests:
cowboyandjohn.com
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Favorite Books:
The World According to Garp, Easy Riders - Raging Bulls, IT, Low Life, The Little Prince, The Lord of the Rings, Steven King, Illuminatus!, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, COUNTLESS others.
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Favorite Movies:
Rushmore, Bottlerocket, Royal Tennenbaums, The Life Aquatic, Lost in Translation, Magnolia, Harold and Maude, Punch Drunk Love, Amelie, Delicatessan, City of Lost Children, Troll 2, Wild Strawberries, Cinema Paradiso, La Dolce Vita, Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid, Five Easy Pieces, The Shining, The Exorcist, Easy Rider, The Last Detail, Harold and Maude, Bubba Ho-Tep, Evil Dead (all of 'em!), Blues Brothers, Withnail & I..., American Movie, Ghost World, O' brother Where Art Thou, The Hustler, Eternal Sunshine, SHAUN OF THE DEAD! And a million more I can't think of at the moment. I'm a movie freak.
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Favorite Music:
Beatles, Beck, Al Green, Otis Redding, AC/DC, Ween, Tom Waits, Nirvana, James Brown, Willie Nelson, Johnathan Richman, Webb Brothers, LOTR soundtracks...too many to name here.
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Favorite TV Shows:
Shirley Ghostman, Look Around You, Carnevale, Deadwood, Sopranos, Charles in Charge, Bottom, Black Adder, Mr. Show, The Brass Eye, Curb, MST3K, The Office (Gervais ONLY, thank you), Ali G, The Young Ones, Rome, AbFab, The Twilight Zone (Rod Serling ONLY, thank you)
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Zodiac Sign:
Gemini
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About Me:
I am probably in need of lifestyle changes. Too much of everything makes me go boom.
I write and perform comedy for TV and Film. Yay for me! Also, I'm working on a machine that helps me choke homeless people to death.
Now WAIT, hear me out.
It's a big glass tube that sits upon two tank treads. I stand inside the tube and put my hands through two cut out holes in the glass that are fixed with giant industrial sized rubber gloves.
Convinced??
I perform a lot at the Upright Citizens Brigade Theater. I'm one half of a comedy duo called The Cowboy and John. Check our website...
www.cowboyandjohn.com ...whatevuh.
Once upon a time I was in an indie band in Portland Oregon. My Iron Maiden t-shirt is starting to erode but I can't stop wearing it.
COME SEE ME PERFORM! Every Friday night, 11pm at the UCB Theater, with my comedy group, "Death by Roo-Roo"
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Who I Want to Meet:
A foul mouthed toothless sea-hag to sweetly spend the rest of my days with.
Barring that, I'd like to meet someone who can tolerate my lesser qualities, and celebrate my better ones. I'll return the favor.
Does your hometown feel impossibly small to you now? Like it's a model? Mine does. Very weird.
Do you love Simon Pegg and Nick Frost? Have you HEARD of them? If so, well I'm halfway convinced.
Curtis's Media Box
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WqudHwbbnIE
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Testimonials and Comments for Curtis
back from St. Barthe's.
begin? Here are two highlights: 1) He karaoke'd
with me for five straight hours and 2) he gave me
a "more cowbell" tank top for inspiration. All out
of the kindness of his heart. Yep, Curtis rocks.
Plain and simple.
regret. One of my regrets, you ask?
Never climbing on top of Curtis and dry
humping him whilst ramming my tounge
down his flawless throat. That regret
tastes like copper. Every time I look at
his gorgeous, mean, hilarious ass I feel
like I'm sucking on a penny.
be his friendster because he has a big
crush on my boyfriend. i guess i'll take
what i can get.
Prom the best EVER! I'm going to miss
you sooo much when I go to college next
year - you better come visit!!!
Oh, and thanks for being so cool about
waiting til my 18th birthday. You rock!
Furtis, Curtis! Why does he hate Irish
pubs? I think an appointment at the
ACLU is in order. One word:
phantasmagoria.
that he wrote me a heartfelt
testimonial without ever really
meeting me 'in the flesh'. If that
doesn't examplify a stand-up guy, then
I don't know what does!