Alex Kalbfell

Systems Administrator

Sports, Drinking, Gambling, Yankees, Sleeping

Killing Pablo, Bringing down the House

Van Wilder, Seven, Matrix Series, Heat, Zoolander, Meet the Parents, Debbie does Dallas

DMB, Coldplay, 80's Music

Nip Tuck, CSI, Laguna Beach, Rescue Me, 90210, E-Ring

"I have been known to remodel train stations on my lunch breaks, making them more efficient in the area of heat retention. Using only a hoe and a large glass of water, I once single-handedly defended a small village in the Amazon Basin from a horde of ferocious army ants. I balance, I weave, I dodge, I frolic, and all my bills are paid. I woo women with my sensuous and godlike trombone playing, I can pilot bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed, and I cook Thirty-Minute brownies in twenty minutes. I am an expert in stucco, a veteran in love, and an outlaw in Peru. I tread water for three days in a row. I can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy. I have performed several covert operations for the CIA. I sleep once a week; when I do sleep, I sleep in a chair. I invented the internet."

Someone as weird as me, whose life does not revolve around money.
Most important, someone who thinks this is funny...
http://www.big-boys.com/articles/callonmepart2.html