Alex Kalbfell

      Thats me on the right, the tall drink of water

      ""I have been known to remodel train stations on my lunch breaks, making them more efficient in the area of heat retention...."

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      • Occupation:

        Systems Administrator

      • Hobbies and Interests:

        Sports, Drinking, Gambling, Yankees, Sleeping

      • Favorite Books:

        Killing Pablo, Bringing down the House

      • Favorite Movies:

        Van Wilder, Seven, Matrix Series, Heat, Zoolander, Meet the Parents, Debbie does Dallas

      • Favorite Music:

        DMB, Coldplay, 80's Music

      • Favorite TV Shows:

        Nip Tuck, CSI, Laguna Beach, Rescue Me, 90210, E-Ring

      • About Me:

        "I have been known to remodel train stations on my lunch breaks, making them more efficient in the area of heat retention. Using only a hoe and a large glass of water, I once single-handedly defended a small village in the Amazon Basin from a horde of ferocious army ants. I balance, I weave, I dodge, I frolic, and all my bills are paid. I woo women with my sensuous and godlike trombone playing, I can pilot bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed, and I cook Thirty-Minute brownies in twenty minutes. I am an expert in stucco, a veteran in love, and an outlaw in Peru. I tread water for three days in a row. I can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy. I have performed several covert operations for the CIA. I sleep once a week; when I do sleep, I sleep in a chair. I invented the internet."

      • Who I Want to Meet:

        Someone as weird as me, whose life does not revolve around money.
        Most important, someone who thinks this is funny...
        http://www.big-boys.com/articles/callonmepart2.html

      Testimonials and Comments for Alex

      • Eddie
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      • one of the craziest lesbians i know,
        who else can watch football on
        sunday's and drink a bud while doing
        his nails and dying his hair? a very
        unique lady and loves sleeping in the
        bed with me

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