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      Sean
      Male, 30, It's Complicated, Chicago, ILMore
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      • Neight
      • Posted
      • sean and i are gunna watch terrible movies
        and do whippettes (female whippits) so that
        we won't remember the movies....fuck yeah.
      • Derek
      • Posted
      • One bright, sunny morning, Sean and I
        were at swim practice. Every morning,
        upon arriving at swim practice at the
        butt crack of dawn, there would be this
        obnoxious country music playing on a
        single speaker in the locker room. Sean
        and I spoke. We decided it'd be a good
        idea to beat the speaker with my shoe
        until it stopped playing country music.

        I did. It stopped. That was good.

        Coach Busby caught me. That was bad.

        Then I got Icy-Hot in my Speedo from
        Kyle Hunt. Then I flirted with his
        girlfriend, and she wore my jacket.
        That made him mad.

        Then Sean, Matt, and I all discussed why
        "House of the Rising Sun" rocks. That
        was cool.

        Thus, Sean is cool. Especially as a
        clown holding my late toy-poodle Dusty.
        I still have the pictures.
      • Steven
      • Posted
      • Noooo...this is the guy!...he razzle
        dazzles and hoo haas with the best of
        em'...give peace a chance...your baby
        looks nice.
      • Ryan
      • Posted
      • Sean is nice, even though he likes to
        pretend like he isn't. I've seen him
        covered with cute fluffy kittens,
        though, and babies love him. Kittens
        and babies don't lie.
      • Jeremiah
      • Posted
      • Sean's right eye is made out of glass,
        and it's all my fault. He risked his
        own life to save me once. He's a
        great man. I came out unscathed but
        he lost an eye. I still owe him that
        eye (Sean's very old testament) and
        I'm just waiting for the day when
        he'll take it.
      • Travis
      • Posted
      • That's not Sean's baby, it's his wife!
      • Matt
      • Posted
      • neight, that was a horrible rendition
        of the clown story. You left out the
        best part. Here's how it really
        happened.

        Teresa told us that the zionsville band
        nerds were throwing a party. We
        decided to crash it dressed like clowns
        (because were were already dressed like
        that, not because it was fun). My car
        was getting 3 miles per gallon and
        blowing out black exaust. We went
        there did as you said, and also. I
        juggled the pool balls got threatened
        to be beaten up.. Sean had a baseball
        bat and was like "are you really gonna
        fight a clown with a bat?" and they
        were like.. "i guess you're right,
        then can we ask you nicely to leave?"

        Then we were driving home and some jack
        ass was being funny with us on the
        road. We flipped the lights on and
        made funny faces. So he skidded into
        the grass and drove across the median
        and headed the other direction.

        Ok, maybe you didn't tell the whole
        thing because it was long. ok bye
      • Matt
      • Posted
      • I could say a lot of things about sean,
        but I'd have to ask his permission
        first, because it may get him in
        trouble with his wife....
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