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""The idea had been growing in my brain for some time: TRUE force. All the king's men cannot put it back together again.""
More about Brett
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Schools (Other):
Hard Knocks
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Occupation:
Hustler
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Affiliations:
Card Carrying Member of The Neil Hamburger Fan Club
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Hobbies and Interests:
Demilitarized Zones
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Favorite Books:
Don DeLillo, Bruce Wagner, Bret Easton Ellis, James Ellroy, Tom Wolfe, Nicholson Baker, A.M. Homes, Patricia Highsmith, Mary Gaitskill
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Favorite Movies:
Pirates of Silicon Valley; Switchblade Sisters; Old Boy; Head On; Notre Musique; Time of the Wolf; Gozu; Million Dollar Baby; Code Unknown; Downfall; Ocean's Twelve; I Heart Huckabees; A Woman is a Woman; Killing of a Chinese Bookie; Sisters; Talk To Her; King of Comedy; Shock Corrdior; Boogie Nights; Battle Royale; Blue Velvet; Jackie Brown; Suspiria; The Leopard; The Conformist; Short Cuts; Natural Born Killers; Winter Light; The Man Who Wasn't There; The Marriage of Maria Braun; and anything playing at New Beverly's Grindhouse Double-Bill
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Favorite Music:
Meg White; Morricone; John Adams (THE DEATH OF KLINGHOFFER); Jon Brion; Minor Threat; Fiona Apple; Michael McDonald (What a Fool Believes, Sweet Freedom, and Takin' it to the Streets); Chappelle's "Piss on You (The Remix)"; J5; Philip Glass; The RZA; Gwen Steffani; Chet Baker; Dinosaur Jr.; Bernard Herrmann
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Favorite TV Shows:
Cheaters is a guilty pleasure at 2AM... Entourage is getting better... and the new season of CURB on the way!!!
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About Me:
"The idea had been growing in my brain for some time: TRUE force. All the king's men cannot put it back together again."
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Who I Want to Meet:
"I first saw her at Palantine Campaign headquarters at 63rd and Broadway. She was wearing a white dress. She appeared like an angel. Out of this filthy mess, she is alone. They... cannot... touch... her."
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him, then he proved it to me.
and all them little angels and God
comes to him angrily because he left to
go do some earthly work and came back
to a dirty heaven and all of God's
stuff was gone...all that was left was
a reciept from the pawn shop with
BRETT's NAME on it as the seller. By
the end of the argument...GOD HIMSELF
would not only be apologizing for
incriminating Brett but would also be
cleaning up the mess and going to the
ATM to pay Brett back for watching the
house while God was gone. YES, my
little bretter has a brain not fit for
this world. Seriously, on his
conception into this world James
Carvelle "the ragin cajun" stopped and
looked around with caution as Superman
did when those three bad estonians
dressed in black broke out of their
glass in space. In other words,
Jeffery Brett Jacobs is brilliant.
Most people need a month to follow
through with a plan successfully. It
can take Brett 5 minutes! Maybe 4, if
he stops drawing up charts early
enough. But that is only his brain.
His heart is larger than all of ours
put together. His love for his work,
his family and closest friends is a
raging beast that cannot be reckoned
with. He is, without a doubt, the best
friend I will ever have in my life.
Life would be mediocre at best if I
didn't have him to share it with. He
is the last hidden genius of the ages.
For those of you who haven't discovered
this yet.........FIGURE IT OUT!
He never learned that "bubble of
personal space" thing. He just gets
right in there and grabs--well, not
your nuts, but it feels like he's about
to go for nuts. In addition, he is a
sensitive interpreter of Beckett, a
virtuoso alchemist of low-budget
theatre, and a maker of haunting
improvisatory video images that
suggest the feeling of late Godard.
But anyway, he really likes to touch
guys. With a fair amount of pressure.
Beckett's Eh Joe) was really effein'
impressive. He's not only very sharp
but he's an all-around swell, nice
guy. Honest!
mercilessly casting judgement upon all
creatures under his sun. He judged
me 'unfit for human consumption.' His
loss, I guess. Brett is an complex and
troubled individual, a mad monarch who
plays jester unto himself and, if
unamused by his own prattling
buffonery, sentences himself to death.
18 times so far, by my count. Did I
mention that he has the power of
reanimation? I did? Cool.
and hate him, like a brother. Brett
is "the kind of boy who makes
love 'cause he's in it". Trust me I
had the pleasure of living with the
boy, he's sooooooo amusing.