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"Tall, Dark and Handsome"
More about Jimmy
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Occupation:
Programmer, Keepin' it Real
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Hobbies and Interests:
Music, Record Labels, Bowling, Hanging Out, Drinking then Crying.... thats absolutely all that I'm interested in. nothing else.
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Favorite Books:
Oh how I wish I could read.
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Favorite Movies:
Big Lebowski, Dumb and Dumber, Roger & Me, Spinal Tap
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Favorite Music:
Rocket From The Crypt, The Minutemen, Hot Snakes, Beehive and the Barracudas, The Bronx, Plow United, James Brown, The Bronx, One Man Army, The Explosion, The Carsinogents, Man Without Plan, Ethiopiques Series
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Favorite TV Shows:
Seinfeld, Family Guy, Simpsons, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Kids in the Hall
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Zodiac Sign:
Aquarius
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About Me:
Tall, Dark and Handsome
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than I've been around- and that's
something I can really get behind.
testimonial is the quickest way to get
a thumb up your butt. Something tells
me you already knew that though.
his voice would crack, oh wait it
still does! Ah, memories. I would go
over to Jimmy's house to watch the
first episodes of South Park, then I
couldn't go once my mom found out what
kind of cartoon we were watching. In
high school we were both voted "Most
Likely to Become Famous," but we must
both still be working on that. Jimmy
also ran for class president, but he
didn't win. I think that it had
something to do with his campaign
posters. Something about putting his
face on a sperm cell and then the
slogan "Vote for Jimmy: He gets there
first!" Jimmy, you must be slipping!
What's with the hair, no more techno-
colors? Too much time in the coporate
office? I miss you Jimmy, I need more
friends like you to make me laugh.
You can always move to CA., but I know
you won't because you are the king of
Omaha. I'll call you up when I'm back
at home and we can go bowling.
over to your house and use your oven
to cook a pizza while you sleep...and
he won't even wake you up. But at the
same time, his love hovers above me
like a semi-protective barrier from
airborn aids.
yeah, he's sent me to the hospital a
few times. But really, what is love
without pain?
for him. I respect that.
like it's time to get my picture taken
with the Easter Bunny...except the
Easter Bunny doesn't make me sit on his
lap for a half hour.
Why is that?
and while i'm (barefoot and) pregnant
jimmy is going to put headphones on my
big belly so our unborn can listen to
rocket from the crypt in the womb.
okay, so that's a lie. jimmy and i
will never have babies, he's got too
much class for a lass like me, but come
on, a girl can dream can't she?
once.... ONCE. i still want to make out
with him, i am just waiting for him to
come sweep me off my feet! i will be
wearing a french maid costume with my
big latino booty hanging out! oh yeah!
you know that shit's hot jimmy!?!? call
me?