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"I don't like the new hobo porn. I thought I would."
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More About Daisy
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Schools:
Rockrimmon Elementary School
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Schools (Other):
Air Academy High School, University of Southern California (School for Cinema-Television, MFA)
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College/University:
Wellesley College, Attended - , Class of , Bachelor's Degree
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Occupation:
Weaver of stories and dreams.
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Affiliations:
Thomas J. Watson Foundation
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Hobbies and Interests:
Marlovian Shakespeare Society, Christopher "Shakespeare" Marlowe, Theories that say Shakespeare was a gay spy who faked his own death in order to write "Don Quixote" and be gay with the Earl of Southampton, I also like skiing.
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Favorite Books:
"Memoirs of a Midget, " George Saunders, V.V. Nabokov, John Bellairs, Anita Loos, David Foster Wallace, Aimee Bender, CHRISTOPHER MARLOWE
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Favorite Movies:
The Goonies, Some Like It Hot, The Indiana Jones Trilogy, The Quiet American, La Double Vie de Veronique, Sunset Boulevard, Nat'l Lampoon's Vacation, Casablanca, Royal Tenenbaums, Rushmore, Heathers, American Psycho, 16 Candles, Human Nature, Adaptations of Marlowe such as "Hamlet."
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Favorite Music:
Calliope, speed metal, songs made-up by children under five, country music with horrifying subtext
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Favorite TV Shows:
AbFab, Deadwood, SCTV, SNL, The Wire, Chappelle, Daily Show, Mr. Show, Simpsons, TV Funhouse, Curb, South Park, Arrested, Alan Partridge, The Day Today, TMWRNJ, Facts of Life, The HBO Cathouse special, MacGyver, Hunter, Murder She Wrote, shows Lew Morton worked on, shows starring Loni Anderson.
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Zodiac Sign:
Virgo
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About Me:
I don't like the new hobo porn. I thought I would.
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Who I Want to Meet:
Chatty hookers.
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Testimonials and Comments for Daisy
Daisy's truth?
Rocket... Maybe next to "hometown" it
should say Backwards-ville. Yeah, I said
it. (For the record, I briefly considered
Terrible-taste-in-movies-burg and
Jerktown)
don't worry. She ain't trouble. Yet.
in the back of a comedy club about how
to get ahead without hating and how to
just do what feels right to us. Then
we part and go to our "8 Simple Rules
Audition" the next day. Okay I never
had such an audition.
represent her lost innocence. In my
mind's eye, she will forever be that
long-haired girl in the floral-print
jeans. Where did all the flowers go,
Daisy?
made an on stage reference to
'shadow people' before I did. I
haven't been able to get out of bed
since. Not because I'm depressed,
but because I'm masturbating to the
memory ---no wait, I meant to say
that the other way around, son of a
bitch! Well, anyway, suffice to say ---
Damn you Daisy Gardner!
flower club, she's also a member.
Also, she is my friend. I like Daisy. Not
because she is my friend, but because she
has Qualities What I Like in a Person. Like
the funny. She has that. Also the nice,
which is more rare, if you were to ask me.
But most of all, Daisy is thin. And that, we all
know, is what really matters.