I have known dina forever, I knew her pre-
Max. Which is to say eons and eons
ago when Woolly Mammoth roamed the
earth. I recall many a shabbat with the
Plotch familia where I was sadly
labled "Shiksa".I busted my ass on my
rollerblades in your courtyard. I made out
with my first hs boy toy Rylan in your
courtyard. You tackled Rylan in the
stairwell when we had our first domestic
violance fight. You were 'N SYNC with
me , even tho I had no rhythem. You
were there for my nearly shotgun
wedding. We shared JR sprawls, thank
god he didn't hack us into little pieces.
And like jacks I remember your finest
theatrical moment being Davey Crockett
the musical. Dina, you're a good egg
thanks for always being the jewish
mother I never had. p.s. we were terrible
roommates...I can't believe you had sex
with MAX 10 inches from my head.
hootchie!
Dina's one of the funniest people I
know. She's also been really helpful
in my transition to New York. She's
really fun to hang out with. The only
trouble is: she's Jewish. Watch out
for those horns!
Max. Which is to say eons and eons
ago when Woolly Mammoth roamed the
earth. I recall many a shabbat with the
Plotch familia where I was sadly
labled "Shiksa".I busted my ass on my
rollerblades in your courtyard. I made out
with my first hs boy toy Rylan in your
courtyard. You tackled Rylan in the
stairwell when we had our first domestic
violance fight. You were 'N SYNC with
me , even tho I had no rhythem. You
were there for my nearly shotgun
wedding. We shared JR sprawls, thank
god he didn't hack us into little pieces.
And like jacks I remember your finest
theatrical moment being Davey Crockett
the musical. Dina, you're a good egg
thanks for always being the jewish
mother I never had. p.s. we were terrible
roommates...I can't believe you had sex
with MAX 10 inches from my head.
hootchie!
is all i gotta siz
MMMKIZ??????
know. She's also been really helpful
in my transition to New York. She's
really fun to hang out with. The only
trouble is: she's Jewish. Watch out
for those horns!
wonderful and lovely. All Hail Lady
Dina :) And did I mention she can
daaaaaaance?!?!?