Dating Men and Women, Relationship Men and Women, Friends, Activity Partners

Apr 2003

www.theeinferno.com

http://profiles.friendster.com/141986

School of Hard Knockers

Pessimism of the Mind, Optimism of the Will

www.myspace.com/absinthe_minded

Music, Travel, Thrifting, Trannies, Vamps, Satire, Cabarets, Piano Bars, Androgyny, Bisexuality, Economic Voodoo, Costume Design, Wigs, Eyeliner, Vodka, Goth/Glam Fashion, J-Pop, Visual-kei, Cultural Anthropology, Drag Queens, Road Trips, Gender Studies, Literature, Humor, Trivia, eBay, Cooking

Mark Twain, Fran Lebowitz, Clive Barker, Terry Pratchett, Stephen King, Dave Barry, P.J. O'Rourke, David Sedaris, Augusten Burroughs, Seth Morgan, Anne Rice, Douglas Adams, Tanith Lee, Elmore Leonard, Ted Heller, Marc Almond, Douglas Copeland, James Wolcott

Liquid Sky, Velvet Goldmine, Light Sleeper, Auntie Mame, Farinelli, Vie En Rose, Alien, Exotica, Gilbert Grape, Paris Is Burning, Bugis Street, Rocky Horror, Talented Mr. Ripley, Gattaca, Death Becomes Her, Sirens, Bound, Y Tu Mama, Mandragora, Aimee & Jaguar

House, Vocal Jazz, Britpop, Electronica, Funk, Soul, Downtempo/Chillout Lounge, Synthpop, Ambient, Triphop, New Wave, Disco, 80's Goth, Hiphop, Opera, Swing, Big Band, Showtunes, some Classic Rock

The Simpsons

I'm one of the laziest people on the planet, and in shape only in the sense that round is a shape, but I can always find the energy to travel. I've lived in five countries already and would like to move permanently to Europe within the next couple of years. Although I started college when I was 16 and technically qualify as a genius, I don't really epitomize a book-smart intellectual. My closest friends and colleagues tend to be club kids, drag queens, porn stars, strippers, dancers, junkies, escorts, artists, actors, writers, models, DJ's, lunatics, lushes & visionaries, and frankly, I wouldn't have it any other way!

Turn Ons: Wittiness; clever wordplay; youth; beauty; harmony; androgyny; warm nights; spontaneity; bisexuality; complexity; sensuality; sleaze; cats; opulence; charm; comfortable silences; the sounds & smells of a city street at dusk.

Turn Offs: Waste; flakiness; flab; aging; discord; aggression; sports; religious fanaticism; cruelty; lousy spelling and grammar; slobbery kissers; facial & body hair.

Music is perhaps my greatest passion and if I ever grow up, I'd like to become a jazz singer, find love, lose weight and open a little cabaret and bistro on the Riviera. I'm an eternal optimist and friends often see me as overly trusting, but even if I do get burned occasionally, I find it's taking chances that keeps life exciting.

A brilliant, bisexual soulmate, with strikingly beautiful features, shoulder-length dark hair, razor-sharp cheekbones, tweezed eybrows, hairless skin and a 125lb frame. I try to stay flexible, so pretty much any age between about 23 and 24 years old would be fine, but it would be a big plus if he (or she) had a great singing voice, bishounen style, and two or more livers :D

Aaaah, I kid, I kid. Females should actually be 30-31.