Michael

Eastman School of Music

musician

Jews for Jesus, LDS, Jews for Mohammed, and Muslims for Jesus

stuff, whathaveyou

coloring, pop-up, choose your own adventure

Swingers, Conan the Destroyer, Anything David Mamet, Film Noir, The Erotic Awakening of M (bonus points to anyone who gets that!)

good, and also the unbelievably bad, especially anything 80's

Simpsons, Family Guy, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Step by Step, Knight Rider 2000 and anything 80's. Especially Alf. But ESPECIALLY Herman's Head.

Leo

I'm just a guy who likes stuff. Do YOU like stuff? Drop me a line. Yesterday I took a walk in the pouring rain. It wasn't really by choice, I mean... I had to park my car, and then since I can't fly anymore, I had to walk. And since I didn't have any form of rain-proof device, I got soaked. And I loved it. There's something really refreshing about getting drenched. It's not like I don't do something really similar everytime I shower, minus the whole being outside, fully clothed, and carrying luggage. And I can't believe how many people made stupid comments like, "Wet out, isn't it?". Fuck YOU! You know it's fucking wet out! I have a really dark, dry sense of humor, and for some reason I have a tendency to horribly offend people with the things I say. Hint: Most likely, I'm just kidding. Unless you're an idiot. In that case, sorry. Read a fucking book. I don't normally cuss like a sailor. I see right through people's bullshit. If you're a grounded person with a good sense of humor, and a can-do attitude, I'd like to meet you.

People who don't suck. Also people who DO. Also, anyone who ever watched Parker Lewis Can't Lose.

"Alf's back... in POG form!"