What can be said about Dylan? He smokes a lot of cigarettes, yet still has excellent teeth. It just never ceases to amaze me. If you ever see Dylan out and about, bum a cigarette off of him; he loves that sorta thing!
You know that guy that calls you at 4am
on his way to your house drunken
mumbling incoherently about being ten
minutes away and then five minutes
later he shows up with a twelve pack in
the trunk (occasionally a bailey's gift set)
and forces you to drink and bullshit 'til
sunrise? His name is Dylan, he always
has liquor in the trunk, he'll buy you a
drink even when you don't want one, and
it's a privilege to call him "dude".
be, in your house, in Chicago, etc. He is
everywhere....
on his way to your house drunken
mumbling incoherently about being ten
minutes away and then five minutes
later he shows up with a twelve pack in
the trunk (occasionally a bailey's gift set)
and forces you to drink and bullshit 'til
sunrise? His name is Dylan, he always
has liquor in the trunk, he'll buy you a
drink even when you don't want one, and
it's a privilege to call him "dude".