Ste Fearnley

one trick pony...

Male, 43, In a Relationship
Interested In: Just looking around
Member Since: Nov 2004
Location: New York, NY
Hometown: Bolton, Lancashire. Look it up.
Ste's URL:
http://profiles.friendster.com/14263211

"Spokesmodel for men's tapestried pants - the next big thing in purple. Stuffer of Arugula and Scourge of Tuna Steaks...."

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Schools (Other):
Bolton School Boys Division, Sheffield City Polytechnic [BSc], University of Salford [PhD], VaTech, PennState [post-docs]
Occupation:
Erm, Professor of Organic Chemistry. Sorry.
Affiliations:
The Blue Cult, Founder member and Patriarch. All must kneel and worship!
Hobbies and Interests:
Giving up alcohol for February, (sniff), the piano as a spectator sport, staring at fitness equipment.
Favorite Books:
Hmm. I do seem to have quite a few propping various bits of furniture up around here...
Favorite Movies:
Lately? The Life Aquatic, The Wicker Man. Both funny, and both scary, but for all the wrong reasons.
Favorite Music:
Madchester. Karaoke with tambourines that flash. Aaron Copeland. New Love. Like New Love.
Favorite TV Shows:
Still Buffy/Angel/Alias - the hot chicks in leather pants kicking ass-thing, only now in re-runs.
Zodiac Sign:
Taurus
About Me:
Spokesmodel for men's tapestried pants - the next big thing in purple.

Stuffer of Arugula and Scourge of Tuna Steaks. You mangoes can pipe down too.

Often lately found pressing face against pub windows, lamenting the demise of the imperial pint, lace curtains and all.

Dab hand with a book of matches, though still haven't mastered the cistern tinkler.

Goose spooker. All 10,000 of them.
Who I Want to Meet:
Actresses who bare their teeth and lick their upper lip on camera, and the women who imitate them.

Any girl with whiskey in her belly button.

People who play 2 bars of music, yell "no!" and continue as if nothing has happened.

Those with a terminal aversion to the correct pronunciation of the letter HAITCH.

That should narrow it down. I think we both know you know who you are.

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Laura
Posted
i'm sorry i spelled your name wrong stephen. i think i've suffered for it at family parties as my mom showed you pictures of my formative years whilst calling me a guinea.

Libby
Posted
why is it that no one in my family can
spell "S-T-E-P-H-E-N"?

Kyle
Posted
after careful consideration, I have
decided that Steven is a 9.4 (out of 10)
on the international scale of fun. this is a
very high score for someone who is
English. This rating is based on the fact
that, without question, persuasion, or
hesitation, Steven was willing to try to
scam Hickory Farms out of free meat
and cheese during an Xmas shopping
trip at the mall. He pretended to be my
British cousin and said things
like "What's summer sausage?" and "Is
that a meat or a cheese?" with such
conviction and believability that I even
believed it at that moment. Alas, the
Hickory Farms girl was apparently wise
to the "my English cousin" hustle and
would not part with any free meats or
cheeses. That's not the point. The point
is, Steven tried------ and, in essence,
effort is everything when it comes to
meat and cheese. Cheers to you,
Steven.

Libby
Posted
Stephen... do you like Orbit Spearmint?
You do, do you? I thay....
Tatty, bye!

Laura
Posted
Steven likes to tell embarassing stories about my
drunken behavior whilst intoxicated at Christmas
dinner. Thanks, Steven. You are hereby officially
banned from Air France.