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RUMPLESTILTSKIN
RUMPLESTILTSKIN's Friends
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Interested In:
Dating Men and Women, Relationship Men and Women, Friends, Activity Partners
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Member Since:
Nov 2004
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Hometown:
I am Philipines!!!! Hello
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Company:
In Good Company (An Exploration of Weaving and the Art MAJICK the GATHERING)
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RUMPLESTILTSKIN's URL:
http://profiles.friendster.com/14276821
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Other education:
GUTTER LICKIN' - BALL SLAPPIN - KOMODO URINE DRINKING
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College/University:
Circleville Bible College, Attended - , Class of , Other
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Occupation:
Weavin GOLD from Colt 45 Malt Beverages / WALLET
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Affiliations:
Copenhagen School of Weaving / Excrement to Elation
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What I enjoy doing:
Threads, Fabrics, Stealing Babies, Treachery, Trickery, Tom Foolery, Peepin in your windows, lickin frogs backs, diapers, doo littles, freak street, streat meat, drinks on the beach with umbrellas
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Favorite Books:
The Bible (King James), Book or Mormon, Passion of the Christ, Prayer of Jebediah, Amish Country Cheese Logs, Doctrine and Covenant of the Lambs Chalice, Tabernacle of Jice, Bug lice, Rotten Bedboards, Dirty El Camino
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Favorite Movies:
RABID!!!! - Ghoulies, Gremlins, and POTC, PolkaHAUNT US, POKE A HOT MASS, Missing Kidney, Have you seen my milk carton? HOOKER ON FIRE, Cigarette Burn on my legg.....Bruised leather is better than suede, Paisley Parade, Devil's Weed, I woke up with a limp in texas, Hoody snatched my wallet
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Favorite Music:
Anything to Worship the Devil To... Satanic VERSES - C Chord.. Volkswagon Jetta, Dodge Neon, Smashed PUMPKINS, Hot Burning Coal on your shoes, you stupid.. Hot Burning Coals on your purse
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Favorite TV Shows:
Benny Hinn, Jerry Curl Fallwell, Pastor Rod Robbin Parsley, La Cucaracha, Hour of Power, Columbus Lottery Game Show, ARe you fro rael, woke up with a dry mouth and my underwear on backwards, you TELL ME!!!!!!!
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About Me:
There was once upon a time a poor miller who had a very beautiful daughter. Now it happened one day that he had an audience with the King, and in order to appear a person of some importance he told him that he had a daughter who could spin straw into gold. "Now that's a talent worth having," said the King to the miller; "if your daughter is as clever as you say, bring her to my palace to-morrow, and I'll put her to the test."
When the girl was brought to him he led her into a room full of straw, gave her a spinning-wheel and spindle, and said: "Now set to work and spin all night till early dawn, and if by that time you haven't spun the straw into gold you shall die." Then he closed the door behind him and left her alone inside.
So the poor miller's daughter sat down, and didn't know what in the world she was to do. She hadn't the least idea of how to spin straw into gold, and became at last so miserable that she began to cry. Suddenly the door opened, and in stepped a tiny little man and said: "Good-evening, Miss Miller-maid; why are you crying so bitterly?"
"Oh!" answered the girl, "I have to spin straw into gold, and haven't a notion how it's done."
"What will you give me if I spin it for you?" asked the manikin.
"My necklace," replied the girl.
The little man took the necklace, sat himself down at the wheel, and whir, whir, whir, the wheel went round three times, and the bobbin was full. Then he put on another, and whir, whir, whir, the wheel went round three times, and the second too was full; and so it went on till the morning, when all the straw was spun away, and all the bobbins were full of gold.
As soon as the sun rose the King came, and when he perceived the gold he was astonished and delighted, but his heart only lusted more than ever after the precious metal. He had the miller's daughter put into another room full of straw, much bigger than the first, and bade her, if she valued her life, spin it all into gold before the following mo
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Who I Want to Meet:
I'm looking to meet a little colored fella named Jim. He sits on my shoulder and gives me wet willies. Some people think this colored fella is a cat, look again - that is a human in a cat costume - and "HE IS NOT COLORED". HE CAN USE THE TOILET AND SO SHOULD YOU!!! I'm looking to meet other HOT FIRE POKIN' - Butt sniffin feline drinking - hookah toke for a smoke litter eatin barf bag cold wind at the neck hair standin on end witchcraft practicin' wiccan warlock hawaiin polynesian get your chips outta my mind trash bag CATS!!!
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shoot you in your face!! your cat
smell like bad tuna and a sewer
cap!! with a hint of Hennessy!!
are
funny
and
crazy
but
you
are
still
cute
like
me!!!
take care always!!!
and
behave,,,
{boo_alpay@yahoo.com}
unspayed cats
cat nip
lots of treats!!
no peeing on anything other than tha
litter boxes!!
msg me for details!!
tell your friends!
can scare my mothers with my flower
smelling gifts.
Woof
carnival of homosexuality.
damn credit card number some how. He
was hiding in the mens room and as soon
as I had both of hands unzipping my
pants, I hear this voice from behind
that said, " I have you credit card
number bitch....what now?" Everything
went blank from there with some sort of
weird smoke filling the bathroom. The
next morningi wake up to see that the
horny gnome was callling up Rapunzel's
900 number and charging it to my
account....the dirty whore!!!
far this time, your freaking people out
and damn it! your scaring me! stop
calling my mom's house looking for
me... laughing on the phone screaming
(dicks against the glass!) Not funny at
ALL!! grow up!!...all jokes aside your
not funny your really sad!!