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Interested In:
Relationship with Women, Friends, Activity Partners
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Member Since:
Nov 2004
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Hometown:
Philadelphia
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Patrick's URL:
http://profiles.friendster.com/14295790
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Other education:
St Joes Prep
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College/University:
Rhode Island School of Design, Attended 1998 - 2002, Class of 2002, Bachelor's Degree, Painting
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Occupation:
Sub Teacher
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Affiliations:
MoveOn.org
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What I enjoy doing:
I like to watch movies and drink beer and then go to sleep. Thats all that i like to do.
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Favorite Books:
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, On the Road, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, Dune, anything by Bukowski
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Favorite Movies:
see about me section.
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Favorite TV Shows:
Curb Your Enthusiaism, The Office, Conan, any reality show that involves rich people
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About Me:
Favorite Movies (I'll try to add to this and edit it until it's complete)
1930s: 1930-1939
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1. City Lights (1931) - Charlie Chaplin movies are very funny. Not great for a communal movie night but late night or sick day perfect.
2. Duck Soup (1933) The Marx Brothers are fucking hilarious. Period. Duck Soup is one of their greatest. Up there with Dr. Strangelove as one of the greatest War comedies of all time. (If any form of pleasure is exhibited/ refer to me and it will be prohibited/ Ill put my foot down/ so shall it be/ this is the land of/ the freeeee!)
3. A Night At The Opera (1935) Another Marx Brothers Film. Seriously, you have to see these movies. (Thats just a sanity clause, it just says that youre of sound mind and body,
They have them in all contracts you canna fool me, there is no sanity clause!)
4. Modern Times (1936) More Chaplin. Great scene where he gets trapped in a giant machine.
5. Snow White And The Seven Dwarfs (1937) Youve seen it.
6. Mr. Smith Goes to Washington (1939) James Stewart as a Boy Scout leader temporarily standing in for a dead senator. A man of integrity in Washington dragged through the mud. A great story with a really great ending scene.
1940s: 1940-1949
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7. Fantasia (1940) Beautiful movie. I used to put Fantasia on every night and fall asleep to the music. Eventually I started to have sex dreams about those centaur girls. Oh man do I love those centaur girls. Also the dinosaur part is awesome and Night on Bald Mountain is really eerie.
8. The Philadelphia Story (1940) For anyone with a fascination with society folk. Hepburn in Philly, I gotta like it.
9. Pinocchio (1940) They get drunk and turn into donkeys! Besides, I secretly like anything thats goes on inside a whale.
10. The Maltese Falcon (1941
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"HELL" on the front with a skull and crossbones,
so i totally thought it was satan's. oops! sorry!
then this part explodes and sets off this
timer... and then we just folow the light."
i've never seen a grown man, errrr, strike
that, a grown man-child so excited about
a rocket.
I still don't understand how it keeps the
camera from taking a picture of the sky.
always felt that our parents loved him
more. I remember when we were little
and my Mom, Dad, and Patrick would
get naked and have tickle fights and I
wasn't invited. I was so jealous. Or the
Christmas my Mom gave Patrick a
pony. Or the Valentines Day my Dad
gave Patrick Herpes. I felt like he
always got everything and I never got
anything.
But now I understand that my parents
were right to favor Patrick. Patrick you
are a glorious man-child and I am now
proud to live in your 462lb shadow. I am
glad that you have found your passion. I
know that with your amazing
scrapbooking talent you will go far. I
offer you my full support in the upcoming
trial. I have absolute faith that you are
innocent. I know you would never do
that to an autistic seven year old. Stay
strong and remember, the burden of
proof is on the prosecution.
I love you, good luck on friendster bro
(remember under 18= off limits)
-your sister Mimi "weimer" McNi
gold brick wrapped in steak and a case of my
favorite beer all handed to me by two naked asian
prostitutes..."
(previous statement edited for time and content)
Inhabitants of Planet Houston. Slaves of Zod.
It has come to my attention that many of you
have been preparing to celebrate a human
emotion known as "Love". I have heard that
this celebration is called "Valentine's Day" and
that it is filled with all sorts of unnecessary
luxuries that I did not give you permission to
enjoy. And what is this "love" you speak of
anyway?
Before killing a defiant slave for not kneeling
before me, I asked him the question "What is
love? How does one show it?" He claimed that
it was a human way of showing that you care
for another person. Like pets I suppose.
Furthermore, he explained to me some of the
ways that you humans express this "love" to
one another.
First there is the exchange of "flowers", a
most peculiar ritual. You humans actually rip
flowers from the ground, the same plants that
provide you with your life-sustaining oxygen,
and give them to your loved o
raise you one friendster...poker pants.
"Ana, you need someone who can jump
this high (holding his hand to about
chest level). I don't think he can jump
even this high (holding his hand at a
much lower level). You shouldn't settle
for less than this high (back to chest
level)."
No it wasn't a metaphor... he actually
meant jumping that high. It was one of
the oddest things to hear, totally
unexpected and yet it made me feel so
much better. Pat's good at that shit.
He's also good for sitting on the couch,
watching movies, chain smoking and
drinking with all day/night long...
probably shoot him, too.