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Slappy Jack
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Interested In:
Dating Women, Relationship with Women, Friends, Activity Partners
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Member Since:
Aug 2003
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Hometown:
Auburn, NY
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Slappy's URL:
http://profiles.friendster.com/slappyjack
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Other education:
Hard knocks.
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Occupation:
Stagehand, Freelance Hack, Jerk
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Affiliations:
i am without affiliation
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What I enjoy doing:
hockey, beer, online shooters, random generation of output, more hockey, sightseeing, football, timekilling, crime fighting, angering people with my profile, gub'ment destabilization
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Favorite Books:
starship troopers, fight club, neuromancer, ender's game, /., programming manuals
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Favorite Movies:
Casablanca, Rushmore, Se7en, Blade Runner, anything with zombies, ninjas, or big fighting monsters and/or robots.
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Favorite Music:
Soda and his Million Peice band, flogging molly, white stripes, the new pornographers, mates of state, Springsteen, Old Bad Crappy Metal. Music is mostly a personal taste and i generally disagree with everyone on those matters.
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Favorite TV Shows:
Cowboy Bebop, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, CSI, Family Guy, Sifl and Ollie, [adultswim] is the best thing on TV, followed by the never-ending stream of mostly useless information on the History Channel.
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About Me:
Ascerbic, tall, skinny, bald, slightly damaged Whopolock white male; often found at divey bars wondering to himself "What the hell?"
Programmer nerd who pretends to know what he's doing just enough to be slightly impressive. Tactless perfectionist with a lazy streak of variable width. Laid back enough to still smile when people call me "Moby", mainly becuase they wouldnt know Moby from their ass or a hole in the ground.
Terible tyopist, not much better speller.
Once made the mistake of marrying a soulless Marketer (ref: "damaged", above.)
Once ate a hamburger that contained a pound and a half of meat and every topping in the kitchen in 18 minutes. Yes, it was timed. Couldnt finish all the fries, though.
One big happy ball of sunshine. Often told "You're a good friend."
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Who I Want to Meet:
The obligatory list: Gretzky, Shatner, Shakespeare, Hawking, and of course, The Guys Responsible for [adult swim]. No, I don't care that they're imaginary... ah. REAL people.
Someone who isn't completely shithouse rat crazy would be a nice change, ability to converse is a must. Accents are nice. The ability to argue on various topics without getting personal is highly desirable.
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though later gave him the shirt off my
own. You're a good man, Tony Saurini
and I ain't just sayin' that cuz I'm
drunk.
Neville Chamberlain. Except with less hair
and more smoking.
Not only has this man born gracious
witness to some of my more extreme
social mishaps and general cases of
choking on an inserted foot, but he can
create a virtual menagerie out of
dollar bills. In fact he once crafted
for me a lovely African Elephant. Vegas
is one lucky town!
yet to hear about him commiting a
felony. Well, except for that one time
in Reno. He is dark, mysterious, and
possibly a controlled substance.
CA who are actual hockey fans (not just
the Sharks or Kings fans...hockey in
warm climes doesn't count). He also
tries to add flannel to his general
ensemble, which is a good thing to do.
The real key to him is this: cranky and
crusty on the outside, a puppy inside.