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"I'm into extreme sports. Just kidding. Actually, I'm into non-extreme sports, like ping pong, kickball, shuffleboard and..."
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More About Ben
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Schools (Other):
Washington Elementary (Mankato MN), Murray Junior High (St. Paul MN)
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College/University:
Washington University in St. Louis, Attended 1995 - 1999, Class of 1999, Bachelor's Degree, Philosophy
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Occupation:
Writer
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Hobbies and Interests:
Updating my Friendster profile.
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Favorite Books:
Oh the Glory of it All, Evil BB Chow, Candyfreak, Random Family, Fever, Cold New World, Journey to the End of the Night, My Life In Heavy Metal, Passage To India, Dead Souls
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Favorite Movies:
Squid and the Whale, Red Eye, Dig!, Grizzly Man, Harold and Kumar Go To White Castle, Full Metal Jacket, Wedding Crashers, Thin Blue Line, Napoleon Dynamite
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Favorite Music:
Wu-Tang, Rufus Wainwright, The Streets, Ebony Eyez, Three Six Mafia, Electric Light Orchestra, Young Jeezy, Kanye West, The Long Winters, Postal Service, Biggy, Interpol, Ice Cube, Serengeti, Tucker Booth, Jonathan Toth from Hoth, Huggie Brown, Juice, MF Doom, Elliot Smith, Helias, Spaide Ripper, Bone Thugs
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Favorite TV Shows:
Mr. Show, Freaks and Geeks, Sopranos, Undeclared, Will and Grace, The Wire, Jamie Kennedy, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Ali G, Dave Chappelle, Saturday Night Live, Seinfeld, The Office
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Zodiac Sign:
Gemini
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About Me:
I'm into extreme sports. Just kidding. Actually, I'm into non-extreme sports, like ping pong, kickball, shuffleboard and pinball. I'm into extreme reading, though. Like, I be reading some magazines that have long ass words in them, like, over six syllables. And I'm into extreme cat feeding. Like, I'll change my kitty's food at the drop of a hat, use a whole bunch of different mixtures.
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Who I Want to Meet:
People without (fake) tans.
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Testimonials and Comments for Ben
No solo es inteligente, pero sabe como
prender la fiesta sin parecer payaso. El
es un balance perfecto de Don Juan,
Don Quijote y Don Johnson. Sin duda,
yo tomara varias copas con este guapo
cualquier da.
makes it impossible to forget him.
he's thoughtful, super smart, pretty
as a doll, and he's real: he's always
himself. he'll paint the town red,
he'll write down the town, he'll tell
you the truth. plus, if you're good,
he'll make you yummy dinners, take
pictures of you naked, and buy you
blue flowers.
Ben knows his stuff. Listen and
learn: floss nightly because Ben is
living proof that it prevents
cavities. Also, be sure to take small
bites of food. You must chew that
food exactly 33 and a half times,
preferably while bobbing your head
vigorously and making slight smacking
noises. Do this and you'll never
worry about pesky indigestion. And
don't forget! Cats will understand
everything you say if you speak to
them in a baby voice. Well, except my
Buppy, who must be hard of hearing.
Wise man, that Ben.
term, 'burning the candle at both ends.'
begged me to write a hetero-monial on
Friendster for him. Looks like his
reputation is being tarnished by all
these gay man rumors. But I barely know
the guy. AND, he didn't attempt to hit
on me the entire night. Whenever I get
rejected, my mom tells me, "He's
probably gay, Honey. And I like to
believe her.
ever experienced. By far. He bites your
lip just a little, but not too much,
and his soft, pansy-boy hands are the
perfect indicator that, being a writer,
he's never worked an honest day in his
life.
testimonial about Ben as Friendster
testimonials are all about humor and
wit. And anything I write is just
lacking any sort of humor and wit, at
least compared to Ben's writing. But I
guess that is true when comparing
Ben's writing to anyone else's.
means he can get a good feature article
out of it... watch out - his innocent
boyish charm and good looks will knock
you on your ass.
(but I know, sometimes you just can't
help yourself...)
know that I very much so enjoyed 'Blood
on My Ass'. It is a true literary feat.
I also wanted to let you know that P.
Kitty misses you and your feline-
friendly ways. I am looking forward to
turning things upside down/generally
fucking things up in the STL.
Sincerely, Libby.
goo in the middle of the road,and
morbidund is the car running over the
blob