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      Riley Bordelon
      Male, 41, Single, Baton Rouge, LAMore
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      • stephen
      • Posted
      • good god can riley throw a bash!
        drinking with riley is like riding hot rails
        to hell.... greased, very greased!
      • Greta
      • Posted
      • Riley is the best. Watch out, he'll
        try to pour sake down your throat
        while you aren't looking!xoxoGreta
      • Lee
      • Posted
      • Another dope dude I've conversed with
        over the past two years through
        www.darksonus.com. A scholarly
        protector of all that is good taste
        (esp. music, literature, women, and
        imported beers)
      • Sean
      • Posted
      • The Demons Jimenez, Toco Eolo, we have
        waded naked in Biscane Bay and seen
        Steven Lutz cut his balls open in the
        Atlantic. The Demons Jimenez do exist.

        This guy? This is the guy. I assume
        that he still takes his clothes off
        every time he's had two drinks at a
        party and proposed to every girl he
        meets. I'd buy a plane ticket just to
        see him inadvertently kick someone on
        the dancefloor again or powder up his
        stovepipe hat.

        This guy? This is the guy. All fucking
        heart. No one loves unconditionally
        like Riley. What a fucking trait. I
        wish I had that capacity.

        This guy? This is the guy. He fucked a
        tree. He let me jump a curb in his NSX
        and still drive to the Red Room. We
        fought alongside each other in the
        classroom and on the fucking streets.

        Riley! When the fuck are you coming to
        visit the children of the hell that
        was Miami in SF?


      • Armenius
      • Posted
      • Riley is the kissing cousin of Cthulu --
        which is probably why I understand him.
        His ability to drink Negro Modelo and
        Guiness in the same evening underscores
        his understanding of many cultures. The
        blood from the disemboweled corpse of
        Moobie is on his hands and the paws of
        his hell-hounds!
      • Kristen
      • Posted
      • I love riley.I wish he was still my
        neighbor-now I have to take up the
        torch of pissing off the neighbors
        with mad parties,women and booze.I
        do have his cow skull on my lawn-
        thats a start.I guess all those dick
        sandwiches he was providing reeled
        them in.
      • Hannah
      • Posted
      • A kind soul from day one! He makes me
        happy when he bellows my last name for
        all to hear...He is truly a king. I
        can't wait to say, "Riley and I have
        been friends for years!"
      • Stephanie
      • Posted
      • Riley is just a big pussy cat...if only he would
        stop feeding everyone dick sandwiches.
      • Matt Diez
      • Posted
      • Damn it, I love Riley. I love him for
        all of his bullshit. I love who he
        are, I love who he ain't (he's sooo
        Anne Frank). Swamp Wizard and
        Submariner, this cat is infamous in
        South Louisiana literary circles...
        (Libraries fear and respect him, like
        they ought to, bitches). One of the
        only cats I know who can rock both the
        Kenneth Cole and the Thrift Shop, wear
        that getup till it gets old, and get
        props. Fuck, he's goth and rocks a
        damn huge dodge truck. Riley gives me
        hell, and he's out of his damn mind,
        but, at least he doesn't make Palazzo
        eat too many dick sandwiches. Fuck,
        and this cat can interior decorate
        your garage until it looks like a
        harem. You should see what he did to
        my Slip N' Slide, looks like a wild
        west saloon, and my midsize saturn
        looks like a coffin on wheels.
      • Patrick
      • Posted
      • Riley, King of the Goths. This guy is
        so dark he eats souls for breakfast,
        babies too. Lock up your daughters
        he's like the Marines he goes down when
        its hairy and doesn't come back unless
        he needs ammo. I've eaten a few of his
        dick sandwiches, they ain't so bad.
        Chris knows he likes em too.

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