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i am full of candy.
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"The Blue Man Group might need me, and I do deserve a fancy phone."
More about laura
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Schools (Other):
Garden City High School (KS), Smith College
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College/University:
New York University, Attended - , Class of , Other
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Occupation:
world superpower
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Hobbies and Interests:
Sushi, candy, candy sushi, airplane reading, napping, nap studies, competitive napping, extreme napping, napping in the Hollywood Hills, medically-assisted napping, nap technology, and Nap Camp.
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Favorite Books:
The Dirt by Motley Crue, Don't Tell Dad by Peter Fonda, Raymond Carver
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Favorite Movies:
Neil LaBute things, Will Ferrell things, Memento things, Fight Club things
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Favorite Music:
Let's let my ipod shuffle button be the judge: Dead Prez, Patti Smith, The Roots, Jonny Lang, Live, Tracy Chapman, Lucinda Williams, DMX, Tom Petty, RZA, The Smiths, and other unrelated items.
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Favorite TV Shows:
Arrested Development, L&O: SVU, ANTM, Project Runway
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Zodiac Sign:
Aries
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About Me:
The Blue Man Group might need me, and I do deserve a fancy phone.
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Who I Want to Meet:
Armed allies.
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take stock of our lives, and maybe wear
a skirt that covers your thighs, you slut.
accomplish in very little time that which many
people spend decades striving for, Laura seems to
be the kind of person that attracts random, funny
occurences -- waiters suddenly insisting on
creating new dishes for her and the like. Why
aren't there more people like her in LA?
And she hates. Purely. Simply.
Unequivocally.
medicated state to be Laura's new best
friend. But had we met a few months ago
we'd be spending New Year's together,
surrounded by our friends Beer and Pills.
Except that we did meet a few months ago
and she didn't much care for me then either.
But one can dream.
awesome I'm afraid to tell you about it
here. And that is only one one
thousandth of a hint of her overall
awesomeness.
friend. She'll tell you exactly what she thinks,
but she'll also put up with a lot of neurotic
michigass -- believe, me, I'm a large
effervescent ball of neurotic michigass.
Wherever she lives, it's always fun and comfy
there, and she has an excellent round purple
chair that everyone should experience at
least once. Best of all, she has a cat named
#2 who is VERY VERY HANDSOME. I crave
contact with #2. Now that I am thinking of him,
I can think of nothing else. ALL HAIL #2.