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Interested In:
Just looking around
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Member Since:
Apr 2003
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Hometown:
hot and cold, but never yankee
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Karin's URL:
http://profiles.friendster.com/145482
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Other education:
Hillfield-Strathallan College, SEED Alternative School, Cumnor House School, Fern Hill School
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Occupation:
spasticus autisticus
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What I enjoy doing:
tyson vs. holyfield '97, robber barons. hypersexual vs. hypercontextual. jezebel. isaac and ishmael. mannish boys. hiding in a hole. a hidey hole. misery loves company.
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Favorite Books:
hardboiled wonderland and the end of the world, in watermelon sugar, portnoy's complaint, sputnik sweetheart, underground, the fifth business, raise high the roofbeam carpenter, the black album, harry potter, Y.S.K.O.V., the wind-up bird chronicles, oh the glory of it all, the corrections, villa incognito
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Favorite Movies:
kicking and screaming, all the real girls, top gun, fast cheap and out of control, withnail and i, state and main, biloxi blues
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Favorite Music:
the misfits, honeywell, hank williams, david bowie, built to spill, otis redding, roxy music, animal collective, modest mouse, langley school, mirah, ELO
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Favorite TV Shows:
trading spaces, iron chef, the sopranos, arrested development, freaks and geeks
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Zodiac Sign:
Aquarius
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About Me:
i am a drunk fucktard, but also, awesome. that being said, pretty-boys, momma's-boys and girls with sand in their bathing suit need not apply. i've been told i'm a little too passive, and people just don't "get" my motivations, but i'm also the first one to be heard shouting "yeah! let's go! harder! let's make this thing happen, fucker!". i'm also a walking/talking contradiction. for example, i have a somewhat refined sense of aesthetic, i knows what i like and i like what i knows. yet, i am the filthiest person you will ever meet. no, really, i dont need to hear about so-and-so's college roomate who JO-ed into socks and left a two semester long pile festering in the middle of the room. i'm worse than that, in fact if i could JO into socks, i probably would.
see also: cantankerous, unreasonable, pedantic, whimsical, charming, lackadaisical, slothful, formative, precocious, smart alecky, lazy and of a generally obselete tone.
I'm no longer interested in the death of romance. misery used to love company but now misery likes the comfort in safety. misery doesnt want anymore fucking about.
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Who I Want to Meet:
i want to meet people who will spend days at a time with me. i want to be attached at the hip. under no circumstances do i want any of these people to fall in love with me. that's tedious. i want to be surrounded with the same 1-3 people at all times. we must sleep in a puppy pile and everyone will speculate as to the nature of our friendship. we will listen to jazz something chronic and lie about all day appreciating our own quiet genius. we must also talk at length about changing our lives, but never ever do anything along those lines.
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come into each others orbits and when it
happens its the best thing ever. I love Karin
forever.
already. i'll touch your titties all you want
over there! love you much! xoxo
Crazy Nannies and and after a few
drinks there, and then still a few more
over at Bungalow 8 (God, if I see PAris
Hilton and Sannen Dougherty throwing
hunks of Feces at each other one more
time I'm totally never going there again),
so anyway Karin and I hit it off as only
two young girls can and she invited me
to sleep over at her place with two other
friends in a puppy pile. She said I
needed some Ambiguity to keep me
interesting to the unwashed masses.
So like the next morning she was really
rude and asked me never to come
back, I mean I really didn't mean for one
of my rib bones to stab and kill her
friend Roxanne while we were sleeping,
but like I think she's just jealous.
karin. taboo style.
in the morning will yell, "alright then, go!
Leave! Go back to your fucking little
apartment in Park Slope and go fuck your
girlfriend and start your baby-making, you
withered old loser!" and then literally spit in
your face and run off, cackling and
squealing like a little girl running through a
sprinkler until she accidentally slams into a
bus sign and gets mad at you for not telling
her it was there. But you're still happy to see
her the next night.
and no one here to appreciate it.
popped karin!
friendsters and the glamor shot that I
had heard so much about was nowhere to
be seen. For some reason it has chosen
to make itself known and is everything
I ever hoped it would be. Karin is my
new friend and I'm really happy about
that. She tells a really good story
and she gives me candy and liquor. I
really couldn't ask for more