I am really boring, very dull to talk to. You know those people that talk and talk and talk and have nothing to say--so much so that you zone out when they speak--that is me. My glass is always half empty. I don't look good dressed down in jeans or dressed up for a night on the town. I am hyper and obsessive compulsive which manifests into hypochondria. I smoke like a chimney and drink like a fish. I don't look anything like my pictures. I want to surprise you when we meet. And that big brown discoloration on my face is not that bad after you get used to it. I am starting to lose my hair but i wear one of those baseball hats so you cannot tell. And no silly...i don't wear it with the front facing backwards. I try to bath regularly but sometimes i forget. I am really insecure and want someone i can cling onto. I am a terrible cook but i like to eat a lot and i am a "stately" kind of woman. The good thing is my shrink says i am not bipolar, just have a slight personality problem. Oh and i snore like no tomorrow and i can clear a room with the best of them. Oh yeah and i wear those big underwears you buy at Kmart, three pairs to a package for $2.89. And don't you just love it when you wash those things and you gain and lose weight so that you stretch out the elastic so they hang on you all comfy. The fellars really go crazy for that..let me tell ya....
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I like it when a guy wears lots and lots of jewelry. The more the better...you should be dripping in it...And like it when they wear a suit with those paten leather white shoes....And lots of cologne..I mean i should be able to smell you a good 10 minute before you enter a room. I like it when a guy picks his teeth at the table after a meal. I just think it is so considerate that you don't want me to see that stuff between your teeth.
