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I'm confused on how I change this... Oh.
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"im done."
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Schools (Other):
ucla
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College/University:
University of California - Los Angeles, Attended 2002 - Present, Class of 2005, Bachelor's Degree, Philosophy/History/Cosbyology
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Occupation:
NetSyOps/ Student
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Affiliations:
The Mike and Ben Show, Deists, a club of one, 'People who say Boom!" society
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Hobbies and Interests:
Sackin' up. B-ball when lit-up by me and my posse's Land Rover Discovery's and Jeep Wranglers
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Favorite Books:
Cosbyology and Spinoza's Ethics are guiding lights in a dark sea of... darkness.
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Favorite Movies:
Pi, Above the Rim, Juice
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Favorite Music:
Orbison, STD, JEW, I want Weezer to play Sinatra and Sinatra to play Weezer. I've got all the time in the world
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Favorite TV Shows:
the most british comedy, the O.C., In Living Color
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About Me:
im done.
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Who I Want to Meet:
The point is, we'll have a sandwich, take a nap and think this through. Who's in? Don't say you're in if you're just going to punk out at the last second. You're in? Don't mess around. All right, let's do this mother!!!
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we all wanted. With simple intentions,
i asked for "Happiness." What I got
was an ounce of splooge to my face
and a printout of the Friendster
testimonial he wrote for me slapped to
the man-made glue. Thank you, Jon?
took my five dollars and carefully
inspected the contours of my
collarbone, counted the creases in my
eyelids, and took off my shoes to
measure the arches of my feet before
making the following mystical
pronouncement: "A kind man bought me a
burrito the other day. Jon Cannon." I
was entranced. By the time I realized
the guy wasn't so much a fortuneteller
as a conniving, cracked-out vagrant, he
had already run off with my shoes.
Filthy sonofabitch. But this Jon
character seems all right, I guess.
Jonathon was raised, groomed, and
polished, apparently had some kind
of serious Anti-Woman program. And
he probably set the golden standard
for that "klass" as I believe they call
them at "Deutsche Schule" and hey,
cheerio to that Jon. But answer me
this, little Reichland Prince: why is it
that someone with a beauty like the
moment you realize love is real, and
salvation is true, and people cna be
happy shining from two crystal blue
eyes, is so racist against women?
Answer me that, kinder.
the hell is a snickerdoodle?
purely because his voice commands it. You
should too because there is no telling what
his voice is capable of! DON'T PISS OFF
THE VIOCE!
-Cannon, you've become what you used
to consider the anti-christ: An
advocate of inside voices. When I met
this guy, he was a hearty supporter of
outside voices 24/7 baby. But look at
him now. He sits in his apartment all
day long, never leaving out of fear
that while he's gone someone will
enter his home and use an outside
voice. What happened JC? You're not
living with your parents anymore, you
enforce appropriate noise levels, and
you're turning into a responcible
young adult. You sold out man.