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"I am highly likeable."
More about John
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Occupation:
student
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Hobbies and Interests:
tv, golf, checkers, chinese checkers, chess, cartoons, bunny rabbits, competitive eating, beef patties, fried chicken, Munchos, etc.
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Favorite Books:
King James Bible, Moby Dick, Dino - Living High in the Dirty Business of Dreams, Joy of Cooking, Air Guitar, Last Train to Memphis, Homage to Catalonia, Gargantua and Pantagruel, Mammoth Book of Oddities, Slash with a Knife
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Favorite Movies:
Fatal Flying Guillotine, Once Upon A Time In The West, Delta Force 1 & 2, DC Cab, 5 Deadly Venoms, Twin Warriors, From Here to Eternity, CKY, Sonatine, anything w/ Kurt Russell
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Favorite Music:
rock (the C is silent)
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Favorite TV Shows:
Dawson's first 3 seasons, West Wing, American Choppers, The Office, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Harvey Birdman, TV Champion, Iron Chef
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About Me:
I am highly likeable.
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Who I Want to Meet:
I like people who throw money around, people with
titles, gamblers, non-vegetarians, and people who
have one ear to the streets. I hate dogs, children,
nature, scratchy sweaters, colds, my roommates, and
not being the center of attention.
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months, but I woke up this morning with
an erection and realized that I'd
visited with him in my dreams.
person have?
out of puppies he lures away, with
Kibbles 'n' Bits, from owners who are
jogging in Riverside Park. It gives
him superpowers, which he uses to
serve the needs of humanity. So on
balance, I guess he's not a bad guy.
Most involve fat people, people
blowing each other's heads off and
people accusing each other of being
gay. My favorite is one called "The
Life of an Artist," but I'll let him
explain the details of that one.