Brett Gelman

Actor, Comedian, Writer, MC

Upright Citizens Brigade, www.crackedouthiphop.com

Dancing to booty shakes

Anything J.D. Salinger, The Master And Margarita, East Of Eden

The Producers, Young Frankentstein, Annie Hall, Manhattan, Stardust Memories, Raging Bull, Good Fellas, Pulp Fiction, Duck Soup, Big Lebowski, Being There, Dr. Strangelove, Groundhog Day, Ghostbusters

Biggie Smalls, Wu Tang, Tribe Called Quest, Jay Z, Nas, Gang Starr, Dre, Snoop, 2 Pac, David Bowie, Tom Waits, Nina Simone, Bob Dylan, Nirvana, The Pixies, lots of shit, except Yanni (though he is hot)

Curb Your Enthusiasm, Chappelle, Ali G, Dead Wood, The Simpsons, SNL, Mr. Show

Don't ask me. Ask my good friend Oprah Winfrey

.....Hi! I'm Oprah Winfrey. For those of you who don't know I'm one of the richest people in the universe. But enough about me. Let's talk about my main man Brett. Brett is a paradox. He's strong, but sensitive. Funny, but serious. He's a go getter, but also knows when to chill. When he's not helping to end world hunger and war, Brett is a regular performer at The Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre, pitching and writing TV shows and movies (that's right I said TV shows AND movies), and also doing the hip hop as one half of the hip hop juggernaut Cracked Out, and to be honest ladies, he is one doozy of a lover. Check him out ladies. He's tasty.

Don't ask me. Ask my other very good friend The Fonze.

.....Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeyyyyy! It's me The Fonze! You might know me from me from the hit show Happy Days. What can I say about Fonzie Jr. a.k.a. Brett Gelman. Namely Brett wants to meet the ladies. Cool, intelligent, beautiful laaaaaaaaaadies. Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey. Oh....and friends are cool too.