If our question can only be answered
by yes or no, it would seem to be
prudent to take no account at first of
the probable grounds of the answer,
but to consider before, what we should
gain, if the answer was yes, and what,
if the answer was no.
I met Tyler on that online personals
site, Connecticut College. I'll never
forget his add: SWPFPRORHACSW ISO
OEPMWWEWVOTYTBIWCF- (if you don't
know, that means "single white Pynchon
fan with penchant for rocking out and
relating humurous anecdotes in a
charmingly subtle way in search of
obnoxious egotistical philosophy major
who will eventually write verbose and
overdrawn testimonials on a yet to be
invented website called friendster.")
Frankly, i think he was a little
disappointed when we finally met. But
he never let on. What a good guy.
I think Tyler is the most sephardic jew I've ever
met. He doesn't know it yet, and pretends to
be of Scottish heritage and shit. Nonetheless,
he might just be my favorite neighbor. And
thank god he's in an open marriage.
In the 4th grade Tyler and I used to
stay up past 12 making collages while
listening to Debbie Gibson and talking
about boys. By Tyler I mean my friend
Susie. I didn't know Tyler in the 4th
grade.
what defines tyler sargent? his character.
strong as oak. for example, when that weirdo
old man with the crazy eyes tried to solicit sex
from him at 4 am the other night, tyler said
no. that's just the kind of person he is.
Or is it a mouth that likes truck
drivers? I can never remember which,
and he just gets mad when I ask.
remove his leather helmet and ball gag to do it.
by yes or no, it would seem to be
prudent to take no account at first of
the probable grounds of the answer,
but to consider before, what we should
gain, if the answer was yes, and what,
if the answer was no.
paid me for my underwear
site, Connecticut College. I'll never
forget his add: SWPFPRORHACSW ISO
OEPMWWEWVOTYTBIWCF- (if you don't
know, that means "single white Pynchon
fan with penchant for rocking out and
relating humurous anecdotes in a
charmingly subtle way in search of
obnoxious egotistical philosophy major
who will eventually write verbose and
overdrawn testimonials on a yet to be
invented website called friendster.")
Frankly, i think he was a little
disappointed when we finally met. But
he never let on. What a good guy.
met. He doesn't know it yet, and pretends to
be of Scottish heritage and shit. Nonetheless,
he might just be my favorite neighbor. And
thank god he's in an open marriage.
stay up past 12 making collages while
listening to Debbie Gibson and talking
about boys. By Tyler I mean my friend
Susie. I didn't know Tyler in the 4th
grade.
strong as oak. for example, when that weirdo
old man with the crazy eyes tried to solicit sex
from him at 4 am the other night, tyler said
no. that's just the kind of person he is.