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"there's not a lot to say (that wasn't covered when i said that i love the OC)."
More about Crystal
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More About Crystal
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Schools (Other):
shawnee mission west high school, the new school for social research (this was all back when i was smart and could do math really well)
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Occupation:
writer? producer? all of the above and then some
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Hobbies and Interests:
soccer (futbol), filmmaking, writing, tennis, ludwigs, chess, music, being a rockstar in my head, cooking dinner, doggies, kids (sorry kim), bad tv
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Favorite Books:
teen novels and judy blume books. (those are the best, but i read most things)
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Favorite Movies:
i like tim burton movies, and a few wes anderson movies, most billy wilder movies, and some woody allen movies, and most of jeunet's movies, and i am psyched that cuaron made the last harry potter movie even though i walked out of y tu mama tambien......oh, and the man with 2 brains
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Favorite Music:
elvis costello, the mountain goats, any old brit pop, michael jackson, missy elliot, prince, the kills, beat happening, discount, parasites, cheeseburger, madonna, the kinks, HAR MAr, mates of state, lou barlowx3, belle&sebastian, anything that was on 120 minutes in 1993
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Favorite TV Shows:
the OC, 7th heaven, rr/rw challenges, the amazing race, top model, 90210, regis in the morning, conan at night (and now project runway!!)
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Zodiac Sign:
Cancer
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About Me:
there's not a lot to say (that wasn't covered when i said that i love the OC).
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Who I Want to Meet:
eccentric millionaires who would like to give me money just
for the satisfaction. i wish my life was like the
movie "the palm beach story".
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Testimonials and Comments for Crystal
overwhelmed me, but after I got to know
her, I realized she's a really nice girl with
quite excellent intentions. Crystal's the
kind of friend you can go to if you need
some sensible, practical advice. There's
a lot of no-nonsense in her attitude. Her
loyalty and kindness make me feel
better about myself.
Sadly, Crystal still misses the sarcasm
in a lot of my jokes...probably because
of the prevalence of nonsense in them.
how are ya?
pulse of society in a down-to-earth,
she-rules-and-isn't-a-trendy-fashion-
whore sort of way. I just spoke with
Crystal after a few years of being
away in Canada and it was almost as if
a day hadn't passed. I still
say "that's such bullCRAP" the way
Crystal would say it when talking
about our Eugene Lang psychology of
memory (or something) class... She was
also there at my finest celebrity
moment when I got an icy glare from
Tony Danza. Who can say what would've
happened if Crystal hadn't been
there. Phew.
momentum twins emerging from the Exodus
gym all moist and nubile. Damn that L
train timimg!
About Crystal", out this summer from
Pantheon Books:
"Crystal is cooler than me. Crystal is
cooler than you. Crystal is almost
cooler than cool, but is definitely
cooler than Andre 3000 (even though he's
got a number in his name). Crystal is
nice and fun and will not lay eggs in
your spine (not even if you ask her).
Crystal once [removed at Crystal's
request due to her (wholly unnecessary)
embarassment]. Crystal rocks. Crystal
can open cans with her teeth. Crystal
can turn iron into copper, which is a
lateral move in the social hierarchy of
the periodic table. Despite her name,
Crystal is not crystalline in nature,
but is is sort of like a big diamond in
that she's sparkly and hard and fiery
and fun to look at and pretty valuable
until somebody breaks the deBeers
monopoly." Yay for Crystal.
and she sprinkles glittery love flakes
all over black sweaters... she is
inspirational and her humorous
sparkle stick brings strangers
together in a massive love-feast,
shimmer potatoes and twinkle
biscuits, yummy.
and 100% satisfaction...she's not 30
though...what's up?
crafty!! One night I remember Crystal
had one of her infamous slumber parties,
and we were all sitting around in our
lingerie and nighties ... Crystal was so
crafty!!... We usually just sat around and
made-out, all twenty of us in nothing
but lingerie, you know like all girls do
at slumber parties but she decided that
we would... this is so crafty!!... I
wouldn't want to give away any of
Crystal's creative ideas but let's just
say it involved bananas and bedazzling
our underwear... it was great!!
inadequate would be the inevitable outcome.
It's a well established fact that Crystal is a hard
ass, bad ass, sass ass. But she's also
astoundingly forgiving. Trust me, most of our
interactions are her forgiving me for one thing
or another. I expect to make it all up to her
when I get very rich. In the meantime, I just
listen to her casually throw around cultural
references I've never heard of and then secretly
go research them later. Thanks Crystal.