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Interested In:
Dating Women, Friends, Activity Partners
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Member Since:
Aug 2003
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Hometown:
Ann Arbor, MI
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Chris's URL:
http://profiles.friendster.com/1473177
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Occupation:
programmer/alcoholiste
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What I enjoy doing:
travel, reading, vodka, beer, teasing Canadians (but I love you guys--really), bitching, downloading porn on other people's computers, sarcasm, touching girls who let me
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Favorite Books:
Lord of the Rings, How to Lose Friends and Alienate People (my new life handbook), pretty much anything by the following, Salman Rushdie, Italo Calvino, Umberto Eco, Gabriel Garcia Marquez, (yes I guess I am a magical realism groupie), Andrei Codrescu
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Favorite Movies:
Lord of the Rings, Office Space, Blazing Saddles, (lowered voice) I'm really not much of a movie person
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Favorite Music:
drum'n'bass, breakbeat, classical, trip-hop, Massive Attack, Portishead, Morcheeba, Liz Phair, Fantastic Plastic Machine, The Pogues, Garbage
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Favorite TV Shows:
The Daily Show, Futurama, 24, David Letterman, Headline News, Changing Rooms, Wild On!, Hardball
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About Me:
I like to sleep -- a lot; sleep is very important to me. I
go out a lot, too, used to be every night
of the week, but these days I'm old and boring, so it's
down to 3-4 nights. I'd like to
expand my repertoire of both cool places to go and cool
people to go there with. I'm an atheist, but I'm not
evangelically so. I'm not photogenic, these are the only
pictures I can find that I don't completely hate (and I
pretty much hate them too). I'm not from here, and
probably won't
stay here forever, but it's home for now. I am more likely
to shop at Barney's than at REI. I do not like
describing myself. I wish my friends did not charge so much
for
positive testimonials. I will never, ever, ever wear a
trucker hat. I used to be reasonably self-
confident until I was dragged
onto Friendster and discovered all these people with
hundreds and hundreds of friends--now I've never felt more
alone in the universe.
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Who I Want to Meet:
I'm not really hoping to find anything in particular on
here, since my life is reasonably fulfilling as it is
right now. But getting to know some cool new people is
always nice.
How to tell if I want to meet you... You're smart; you
know things, and you want to know more things. (Exception:
Annoying trivia buffs. You already know too much.) You
don't need to drink, but you need to accept the demon
alcohol as a part of my social life. You read, or at least
know how to (see above) -- not necessarily the same things
I do, because that could be boring, but _something_ (even
if I think it's crap, feel free to convince me I'm wrong).
And
cute. Oh yeah, cute. (Well, at least for those
looking for a date!) You like going out to
clubs and shows and bars, possibly on short notice. You
like going other places possibly on short notice, too,
like Vancouver, Vegas (baby) or other V- places. Did I
mention smart already? How about cute? Yeah, I guess that
covers
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impression on me from being in my
bar.He was loud, snotty and rude.But a
great tipper, and alot of fun.Can't
wait to hang out whenever his freaky
ass decides to come back south.
a good friend? Well, not only is he a
total hottie and smarter than hell, he
is a snappy dresser and has a
delightful scent. I always have a good
time with Chris, and usually end up
drunk and somewhat disoriented after an
evening with him (one of the reasons
that I haven't drank any port for over
three years) . I am honored that Chris
chooses to spend time with me due to
the fact that I am reportedly "too old
for him. All of that combined with
his sharp wit and beautiful green eyes
would make anyone lucky to be his
friend... and it shouldn't be too
difficult seeing that he is a total
friend-whore ;)
be when I grow up. When I first met Chris, he
seemed so majestic, and towered over me. I
now realize that I was simply passed out on
the floor, but his majesty still remains to this
day. I only hope that some of his Friend
Whoring Mojo (tm) will rub off on me, and
some day I'll get out of the single digit range
of friends. Someday...
very good taste in books, music,
attire, hawties and glasses. Chris is
every girl's dream and humble enough
to blush when you state the obvious.
The only thing Chris lacks is a
memory. Profess your undying love and
devotion to him; give him your body,
mind and soul; attack him in the men's
room at Kell's at 2:30 in the morning
with smooches, and he won't remember a
damn thing about it!! Typical male.
Uh-oh....oops.....maybe that wasn't
Chris?....hmmm, well, Chris is a great
guy anyway!
ocean. Clang is currently a hot
favourite for young clubbers. Clang is
an intuitive who uses tarot,
astrology, palmistry and metaphysics
to guide people in finding their
hidden truths. Clang is also the sire
of flying two-year-old Calaway Gal and
is currently fourth on the two-year-
old sires list. clang is totally kick
ass. Clang is pontificating about the
irreligiousity of today's youth. Chris
is hands-on. Marriage to Chris is
great! Chris is quiet and plays it
cool. Chris is also exciting! Chris is
a great chap. Helpful, too. Chris is
Godly. Chris is taking a short hiatus.
Chris is David Gray. Chris is
available to do clinics of all kinds.
By the time Chris is seventy he'll be
so hot you'll barely be able to stand
it. Chris is Lambda's dimpled charmer.
Chris is a social giant. Chris is the
youngest person ever elected to the
United States Senate. Chris is
available to play private parties,
barbecues, block parties, and
functions of any size in the New
England area.
perfectly compliments his penchant for
understatement. Of the few nights we've
spent trawling the bar circuit of
Seattle I've found that Chris is a man
of the hightest integrity and is always
willing to take time out to show God
and all his children the respect they
deserve. He is game for a laugh and
will always be one of the first people
I call when I arrive in Seattle. Take
it sleazy Chris!