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"bubblegumandtaffy.blogspot.com
i take a lot of walks."
More about Sarah
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Schools (Other):
University of Wisconsin, Columbia
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Occupation:
3rd grade teacher
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Affiliations:
Gowanus Canal Preservation Society, Nethermead Football Club
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Hobbies and Interests:
surprise trans-atlantic flights, ribollita, crooked teeth, Prospect Park, socks, scallops, soccer, pumpkins, phosphates, climbin' trees, candy, bocce, brooklyn, badminton domination, happy hour, nuevo mexico, midnight madness, jim flood, rooftops, county fairs, skirts, pancakes, the milwaukee brewers, lake winnebago, neenah manhole covers, ferrara pan, kleenex
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Favorite Books:
word freak, one hundred demons, salt, bannock and beans, running with scissors, the spirit catches you and you fall down, the man who mistook his wife for a hat, dispatches, nowhere
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Favorite Movies:
george washington
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Favorite Music:
ukulele ike, al jolson, paper moon soundtrack, barbershop quartets, os mutantes, fleetwood mac, dj jazzy jeff and the fp, louis jordan, all doo wop ever, john cale, from bubblegum to sky, barcelona, pipas, the orange peels, unrest, salteens, orange juice
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Favorite TV Shows:
mr. show, freaks and geeks, father ted, upright citizens brigade, strangers with candy, little britain, six feet under
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Zodiac Sign:
Pisces
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About Me:
bubblegumandtaffy.blogspot.com
i take a lot of walks.
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Who I Want to Meet:
roof dwellers. and jeff baron's grandmother.
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in the isle--butterflies?
The wings they sway
with the perrier
She won't cast an eye
His jewelled way
(His jewel awaits)
And don't you know
he can't control his hands!
The seltzer spills before they land
Diamonds, you know, always glow
know- how with third graders, ace
frosted soccer cookie baking skills,
love of Fleetwood Mac and Cheese, hair
trigger texting skills, closet of red
clothes, and devotion to all paper
products make you royalty. I hereby
proclaim you Queen of Tom's Diner,
President of the Nethermede, and
Chariman of Donuts.
moment.
let's have more moments of eating odd
foods and laughing 'til our lungs hurt and
my TMJ acts up.
and having a vista in the blue ridge
mtns meticulously described to you.
seemingly mundane everyday details
become celebrated moments in their own
right - a synaesthetic stethoscopic
auscultation of the experiential.
(ridiculous meandering metaphors
notwithstanding). she's a kick ass
soccer player w/ futbol finesse. now,
if i could only figure out how to end
this testimonial.
me, but I've known Sarah Elizabeth Allen
for a long time, so I know what I'm
talking about. This girl is the
ultimate paradox. She can be very sweet
or totally awesome, and not even think
twice about it. She is beloved by runt
kittens around the globe, but the Dali
Lama disapproves of her and her anarchy
burger ways. She loves a fine cheese
cake, but there ain't no mountain high
enough or river wide enough to keep her
from the Cheese State. Ok, these aren't
really paradoxes, but still. Ok, if the
Dali Lama hadn't flushed her Karma down
the toilet in one disapproving gaze and
she was reincarnated, she would probably
come back as a cat, but not a stupid cat
that falls off banisters, rather a smart
cat that is full of grace and wears
rompers made out of drapes. Nobody will
believe this, but her fabulous, exciting
external world is eclipsed in
fabulousness by her internal world. If
she didn't throw money away like dirty
watah, she would be rich like the Olsen
Twins, well maybe half as rich, as
there's only one of her. But no matter,
she has internal richne
she only drinks gin with her socks on.
you'll surely be smitten
by her skill at badminton,
but her real game is horseshoe-tossin!
friends instead of products, Sarah
would be the new car. People would
absolutely freak out when they found
out they had a chance to win a Sarah.
That's how great Sarah is.