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"Bipedal, big-brained monkey gravitationally attached to a ball of rock hurtling through space around a ball of fire. Having..."
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More About Ari
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Schools (Other):
Cornell University, Sydney University, Boston University
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College/University:
Cornell University, Attended 1999 - 2004, Class of 2004, Bachelor's Degree, Biology, Philosophy
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Occupation:
phd student in biomedical engineering
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Affiliations:
www.arifriedland.com, The Second Glass
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Hobbies and Interests:
creating maximum fun in all situations. music, cooking, science, art, literature, museums, running, words, repartee and good sarcasm, technology, hiking/camping, soccer, sushi, red wine, logic, photography, squash (sport and vegetable), dogs, drinking and bowling, mongoose physiology
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Favorite Books:
The Great Gatsby, Invisible Man, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Naked (Sedaris), Stranger in a Strange Land, The Botany of Desire, Brave New World, Confederacy of Dunces, The Age of Spiritual Machines, On the Origin of Species
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Favorite Movies:
Amadeus, The Big Lebowsky, Braveheart, anything CG
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Favorite Music:
Acid Jazz, Triphop, Breaks, Jazz, Blues, Reggae. John Scofield, The Meters, Taj Mahal, Peter Tosh, Bob Marley, Amel Larrieux, Jamiroquai, Crystal Method, Propellerheads, Chicane, BT, Hybrid, Daft Punk, Ian Pooley, Mark Farina, Morcheeba, Zero 7, Splashdown, Esthero, St. Germain, Jurassic 5, Blind Melon
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Favorite TV Shows:
The Daily Show, South Park, Ali G, the history channel, discovery channel
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About Me:
Bipedal, big-brained monkey gravitationally attached to a ball of rock hurtling through space around a ball of fire. Having a really good time at it too.
Oh and have a look at my photography website: 
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Who I Want to Meet:
People who are intoxicating and dynamic, and who know how to subdue an angry mongoose.
I'm also interested in meeting people who can rationally defend the things they believe in, but wont let that get in the way of having a good time. Musicians, artists, writers, fun scientists too...
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Testimonials and Comments for Ari
Professor Plum "had been murdered". I never
mentioned that he had been beaten about the
face and neck with a Spotted Owl. Therefore,
you could have only known about this, if YOU,
YOURSELF HAD WITNESSED THE MURDER!!!
It's elementary really- I first realized it when I
deduced that - as the owner of the Spotted
Owl Aviary, you were the only guest with
access to owls. Well, that and when you swore
at the dinner table that you'd kill Professor
Plum with one of your owls. (That was also a
big hint.) Furthermore, I...Huh? What's that
you say...the Goodyear blimp? Where?
misses this hot musical snob. quite
brilliant, and fun to be around, i
wish hed gimme a ring sometime so i
can convince him to have japanese
food again. yum.
voice!!! A cute, GENTLE and
heavy-drinking biOLoGiSt~~~!!! ;) Ari, I
really missed the F.U.N times in CN and
KeyElements!!!!!!! Take care lah!!
*keekeekee
undergarments... so much so, that I felt
compelled to snatch one such delicate
creature to ensure that proper care
would befall it. "Skippy", as I so
lovingly refer to said garment, is doing
quite well under my supervision, and is
currently learning the intricate arts of
Latin, weaving, and oil paints. Who knew
male panties could achieve so much? Oh,
and as for Ari himself? He's a catch.
Believe you me, I know th
innocuous... but lurking behind those
blue eyes is a scientific genius so
debonair that he can only be referred
to as... the Scientist Playboy! He
wants to know and appreciate absolutely
everything, spending countless hours in
the lab and outside taking photographs.
He's also damn charming, listens to
great music, and loves having a great
time, which would seem paradoxical to
his aforementioned geekiness, but Ari
manages to pull it off. So lock your
doors, close your blinds, turn off your
phones and keep the kids away from the
TV, because Ari is most definitely on
the loose!
introducing me to its similarities to Crystal
Meth. Everything is illuminated and it's all his
fault. Thanks Ari!
laboratory 20 miles below an abandoned
slaughter house in Ivangorod Russia.
Scientist fused the genetic makeup of
H.G. Wells, Cary Elwes, and Alex Rogan
(The last Star-Fighter), in creating
this wonder.
You don't believe me? Make sure you
are at a safe distance and yell "Death
Blossom in his presence...
anyone, ever. unfortunately (at this
point anyway) he doesn't understand how
to upload jpeg files for his picture.
I chalk this up to the fact that his
shock of blonde hair causes his
powerful cranium to overheat.
Regardless, for this transgression he
shall receive the genital cuff!