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"Tad weird, but surprisingly staid. Unpredictable in a boring way. I sometimes Party like a Stock Car but I never forget to..."
More about Wink
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Occupation:
Geekery and Alchemy
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Hobbies and Interests:
Cooking, Eating, Music, Art, Experiences Outside the Usual, Chickenhed
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Favorite Books:
Writers: Hunter Thompson, Martin Amis, James Joyce, Harlan Ellison, Flanney O'Conner, P.J. O'Rourke, Kurt Vonnegut, Phillip K. Dick, John Irving, Irvine Welsh, Joseph Conrad, Dr. Suess, Charles Bukowski, Thomas Pynchon, David Sedaris
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Favorite Movies:
Directors: David Lynch, Kubrick, Scorcese, Peter Greenaway, Alex Cox, Fellini, Ridley Scott, Godfrey Reggio
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Favorite Music:
I'm a music slut. Just about anything except Top 40 radio pop. Really.
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Favorite TV Shows:
Perry Mason, Malcom in the Middle, The Simpsons, Twin Peaks
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About Me:
Tad weird, but surprisingly staid. Unpredictable in a boring way. I sometimes Party like a Stock Car but I never forget to take out the garbage. Mistakenly described by Ms. Esther Molesther as Hunter S. Thompson meets Martha Stewart, I wish it publically known that I don't own guns and have never been accused of insider trading. Free Martha Stewart! Henry Chinaski wrote: "I was gifted. Sometimes I looked at my hands and realized that I could have been a great pianist or something. But what have my hands done? Scratched my balls, written checks, tied shoes, push toilet levers, etc. I have wasted my hands. And my mind."
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Who I Want to Meet:
Cool people. Not cool people. You know, the usual. The
ones with brains. Cute brains. That I can eat.
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middle" as a favorite teevee show
and is in his thirties, the guy . . . wait
a second. i'm on to you mr wink jr! i
know what you're trying to get me to
do and i won't be a part of your dirty
scheme! you can't make me. go
braid someone elses butthair!
about Wink. One is his cooking. I
mean, who knew mouse could taste so
good?! He makes mouse curry, fried
mouse cheeks with aioli, mouse with
cilantro pesto - everything mouse is
wonderful and SO GOOD FOR YOU and the
ENVIRONMENT! So when you date Wink,
you are really giving a big thumbs up
to mouse. And he has an enormous penis.
declared legally dead twice in His
lifetime. Whether this makes him
zombie or ressurected Christ, I'm still
not sure, but I can tell you this: He
does seem to have a deep hunger for
brains. If you should fall prey to one
of His many traps laid out before you,
you will hear one thing before your
being is shattered into a multitude of
endless streaming light spreading forth
in all directions through the cosmos.
Along with the sound of laughter and
the image of His Chesire Cat's maniacal
grin burned into your last and final
memory, you will hear, emanating from
all directions, the sound of His voice
speaking the sacred words of "Praise
Hell, Satan!"