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      • Nathalie
      • Posted
      • he WILL get his $35! oh yes, he will.
      • Mal
      • Posted
      • Donde esta John?
      • Veronica
      • Posted
      • john thinks his wacky french hand
        puppet is a match for the non-country
        specific latin hand puppet senior
        swanky. he is delusional. john thinks
        he can wear a paper crown with the
        coutenance of a king. he is quite
        correct. russell thinks john is an
        outlaw. he just might be. john is a
        mystery, inscrutable and enigmatical.
      • Russell
      • Posted
      • a guy walks into a bar. his name is
        john, and he's got some really corny
        jokes aa well as some fuggin hilarious
        ones. no one knows what he does; it's
        all kinda shady but he's rather
        personable for an outlaw. just last
        night we competed in the who can say
        what you need to hear not what you want
        to hear olympics. either we both won or
        we both lost.
      • Mal
      • Posted
      • He is one of the most manipulative
        people ever. He is a time bomb. A man's
        man. A ladies man. The sweet guy that
        you wish you could help but nobody can
        do it...Help John with his fashion 911.
        The truth is John is nice, sweet, and
        adorable. I know he sounds like a damn
        care bear...he is one! John and I have
        been friends since 1979...oh the
        memories:) Remember when I had to give
        you money because you got arrested with
        that prostitute(hehe)...or the time
        when we got married by accident in
        Vegas and I kicked you the next
        morning. Or the time when we spent so
        much time together because people would
        confuse us (we look alike). He is a
        great friend (my only friend).
      • Aaron
      • Posted
      • John keeps talking about how he can
        outdo us all at Photoediting...but so
        far, his claims will have to be taken
        on faith alone...(just wait until he
        gets back to his computer!)
      • Andrew
      • Posted
      • take half a clown, a quarter devil, a sit com
        writer and a touch of a buldog and mix them
        together and john's the result.
      • Alex
      • Posted
      • John reminds me of Bruce Willis. Not
        only does he kinda sorta look like him
        (IMO), but also because if John were
        trapped in a highrise building full of
        terrorists and surrounded by NYPD, he
        would probably fight his way out
        starting only with his bare hands and
        his wits, then progressing through an
        increasingly lethal arsenal of captured
        weaponry. After the climactic finale
        where the terrorist boss falls out of a
        window, John might say something
        similar to "Yippie-ka-yay
        motherfucker". The difference between
        John and Bruce Willis, however, is that
        John's adventure would probably somehow
        involve anime and RPGs. Also, Bruce
        Willis is a millionaire while John
        isn't... yet.
      • Thu
      • Posted
      • I never known a man that can look
        really cool with his head shaved. John
        is really a nice and gentle person and
        a good heart to go with his
        personality. Don't let him play slap
        hands with ya. He is fast.
      • Eric
      • Posted
      • When I take over the earth with my
        crazed radioactive cyberweaseles, John
        shall live. He shall be the court
        jester, for he makes me laugh. Dance
        monkey! Dance!

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