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"I am a bitch-whore mistress, but nice. I read, but remember nothing. I can count to at least one hundred, but rarely need..."
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Schools (Other):
none. not one.
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Occupation:
I am a rapunzel
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Affiliations:
dont ask the troll about me, he lies
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Hobbies and Interests:
right now, I'm trying to grow a unicorn horn, but its not working.
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Favorite Books:
The Tin Drum, Gunter Grass. Group Portrait with Lady, Heinrich Boll. Far from the Madding Crowd, Thomas Hardy The Once and Future King, T.H. White. The Alexandria Quartet, Laurence Durrell. blah blah blah
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Favorite Movies:
the virgin spring, Ingmar bergman. irish spring, the soap.
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Favorite Music:
funky cold medina
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Favorite TV Shows:
cops
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About Me:
I am a bitch-whore mistress, but nice. I read, but remember nothing. I can count to at least one hundred, but rarely need to. I have a fear of paper towels-
I always buy pomegranates for Persephone. she is also represented by narcissis flowers and bats. HIPPIES- it was/is solstice, man.
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Who I Want to Meet:
brainiac muscleman. a maniac psycho. a blathering treehugger
a cobbler and lute-playing mofo. a gentleman farmer. a poet prince
a rocker.
Marianne Faithful
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She so nice.
Pretty lady!
are in pain and hyperventilating. but everyone
knows that about bridget. so let's talk about her
fabulous style, her all-around sexyness, her
excellent ability to shoot the shit and be a good
friend, and most of all, her fuckin' je ne sais quoi.
she's the cat's pjs.
nobody wants to find out their friend sucks. i
finally went, had a couple of cocktails --- and
she killed --- i almost pee'd my pants --- the
crowd went nuts --- tears of laughter
everywhere ---- what a relief, what if she
sucked? i would have severed our
friendship immediately.
books on eskimos and bubonic plague
which means her brain is as wicked hot
as she is.
If i was a lady, hers is the body I'd
want. If i was a lezzie, hers is the
body I'd want. And if I was a comic,
I'd steal her material. Wait, I am a
comic. Guess I'd better start
stealin'...
stand-up comedy. Back then, Bridget only
had about 2 minutes of material. Now she
has over 2 solid days of it. No shit.
She'll be moving to LA soon. If you can, grab
onto her coattails when she arrives-- this
ones going places!
of fire and wind strapped into a
dirndle. She burns me and I like it.
She's a woman, wiser than she has right
to be, and with a better ass, too.
She's a polymath, she's an epiphany.
She's a string of words I love, a
string of notes as deliberate and well-
reasoned as symphonious and sublime.
She's the whole Glass Bead Game, but
outside, and probably smoking.
comedic lifestyle. Everytime I find
myself watching The OC with a bottle of
wine I think, "I bet that Bridget's
writing something amazing right now.
Damn her!" Then I continue watching
television. And when I'm fortunate
enough to see her perform I think, "She
WAS writing something brilliant. Damn
her!" It's time people beyond San
Francisco learn how funny she is.