I once emailed Jesse about how the art was going.
He emailed me back telling me that it comes and
goes like a fart. It was then that I realized that he is
actually a philosopher at heart, dropping such
nuggets of wisdom.
jesse said he was going to get a
personal assistant and i couldnt
believe he said that. i couldnt
believe it so much that i almost cried
and wanted lay down on the floor and
slide around and act like teetee and i
told everyone what he said. it was one
of the best things i've ever heard
ever.
but he said he dont need one anymore
so i said, why no personal assistant
anymore? and jesse said, don't really
really need one i was just being greedy
maybe jesse should be a law student - i
have not met another guy who watches so
much law & order! please take my
criminal law exam for me at the end of
the semester.
don't let the constant smile and
slight build fool you, Chase
Sexington, or as i like to refer to
him "that little chinese guy" will
give any stud a run for his money.
Once i saw Chase pick a fight with
like 4 Marines to impress a chick, now
mind you he got the piss kicked out of
him but went home with that lady
riding bitch on his bike. No joke.
Note to the reader: some of this sorta
true story has been altered to either
make fun of jesse or make him look
good or just plain made up.
I do really think jesse is the shit
though
eyes of an eerie resemblance to chad
of the neptunes... just as creative...
cool points have been well rewarded...
reguardless of the fact that this man
is a gimp.. and he dissed bpss to hit
up canadia.. i ain't mad... all i ask
for is some simple conversation
online.. and it has been received...
kind.. honest.. genuine.. 3 things i
learned about jesse in the little time
i've known him... take your time and
get to know your neighbor...
neighbor...
He emailed me back telling me that it comes and
goes like a fart. It was then that I realized that he is
actually a philosopher at heart, dropping such
nuggets of wisdom.
personal assistant and i couldnt
believe he said that. i couldnt
believe it so much that i almost cried
and wanted lay down on the floor and
slide around and act like teetee and i
told everyone what he said. it was one
of the best things i've ever heard
ever.
but he said he dont need one anymore
so i said, why no personal assistant
anymore? and jesse said, don't really
really need one i was just being greedy
daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaang!
chapelle is funny (sometimes).
i'm rick james bitch
fist and heart of gold!!
have not met another guy who watches so
much law & order! please take my
criminal law exam for me at the end of
the semester.
slight build fool you, Chase
Sexington, or as i like to refer to
him "that little chinese guy" will
give any stud a run for his money.
Once i saw Chase pick a fight with
like 4 Marines to impress a chick, now
mind you he got the piss kicked out of
him but went home with that lady
riding bitch on his bike. No joke.
Note to the reader: some of this sorta
true story has been altered to either
make fun of jesse or make him look
good or just plain made up.
I do really think jesse is the shit
though
LAST GODDAMMMIT!!!
p.s. this is the first time i've
gotten on friendster in weeks maybe
months!
of the neptunes... just as creative...
cool points have been well rewarded...
reguardless of the fact that this man
is a gimp.. and he dissed bpss to hit
up canadia.. i ain't mad... all i ask
for is some simple conversation
online.. and it has been received...
kind.. honest.. genuine.. 3 things i
learned about jesse in the little time
i've known him... take your time and
get to know your neighbor...
neighbor...