Ryan Valley

American University (2000)

I sell Viagra (Legally, of course) Pharm Sales Rep

Working Out, Going to Dinner, Watching Movies, Music, Laughing -- I LOVE TO LAUGH, Screenwriting, Tennis, Skiing

Anything that cultivates my celebrity-whoredom such as US Weekly, People, Entertainment Weekly -- More seriously --The Way of the Peaceful Warrior, Where the Red Fern Grows, Catcher in the Rye, I Was Saddam's Son

In America, Chicago, Seabiscuit, Romy and Michele's High School Reunion, Legally Blonde, Evita, The Secret of NIMH, The Hours, Out of Africa, American Wedding

MADONNA, LIL' KIM, JOSH GROBAN, MICHAEL BUBLE, CHER, JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE, U2, CHRISTINA AGUILERA, MISSY ELLIOT, BRITNEY, ...Does this music choice sell me up the river or what?

American Idol, Golden Girls, Will and Grace (that's about all I have time to watch these days)

For my job (yes, I do live in LA and work), I am a
pharmaceutical sales representative with a major drug
company. Contrary to popular belief, it does require me to work beaucoup hours. Consequently, I certainly enjoy time off from work. Having dinner with good friends and sharing a night full of laughs is one of my favorite things to enjoy.
I like to go out occasionally. However, that does not mean I
view West Hollywood as the only venue. I try to surround
myself with all kinds of people young, older (friends, notdating material), gay, and straight. When you are in a rut, it is always great to have a plethora of personalities and experience to consult. Therefore, I believe in diversity (and quite frankly, a lot of times a bit of perversity SENSE OF HUMOR).

ODDS AND ENDS: Yes, I work out frequently. Personally, I
choose not to use drugs other than alcohol. I
am borderline hypochondriac. I am a stickler when it comes to spelling and grammar (so if you find any errors in this profileBONUS POINTS). A former Mach 3 Turbo razor blade user, I now have switched to the Schick Quattro razors to shave (the face) even though they are a rip-off. I drive a Pontiac Grand Prix(company car), so while I like the finer things in life, there is room for some error in all of us. Along with excessive humor, sarcasm is an integral part of my personality. I am a Gemini, so for those of you who believe in astrological profiles, I think I fit the Gemini to a tee.
Its too bad that they dont have red disclaimer font for
that last comment. In keeping with the gay paradigm, I find Madonna to be one of the most artistic, fascinating, and intelligent celebrities of our time. If you cant get past her sex days and book, take a second, and think back to your own past. I am sure you can conjure up a few life experiences that were not good choices at the time but were still pivotal to who you are today. I am not ashamed to admit that BOTOX will likely be a part of my future.

Looking to meet
down-to-earth people who are in search of quality friends.