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Jason
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Interested In:
Friends
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Member Since:
Aug 2003
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Hometown:
Wellington Apartment complex
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Jason's URL:
http://profiles.friendster.com/1495248
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Other education:
clown college
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Occupation:
full time dreamer, trans gender youth counselor
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What I enjoy doing:
I like Cosby sweaters, hooking up with SF bums, crying while masterbaiting, watching the lifetime network, and riding muni with Ellen.
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Favorite Books:
Are you a peepee monster?, Touch my Gorilla salad!, and any Amish erotica.
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Favorite Movies:
Baby Boy, Clash of the Titians, Look Whos Talking Now, Coven, Weekend at Bernies II, Hudson Hawk, The Prince of Tides, Gorillas in the Mist, Road House
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Favorite Music:
HMS, The Dirty Nuns, Ghetto Monkeys, Mammal, Freguency Spectrum, Modern, Million Dollar Itch, 321 Contact, My all-time favs are Lionel Richie, Bell Biv Devoe, Color Me Bad, Latoya Jackson, and Cinderella.
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Favorite TV Shows:
Small Wonder, my little pony. Jem, tranceformers, party of five, and full house (uncle Jessy is HOT!)
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About Me:
We like the cars, the cars that boom, we are Tigra and Bunny and we like the boom!
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Who I Want to Meet:
The time was 6 0'clock on the Swatch watch. No time to
chill, got a date, can't be late. HEY, the girl is gonna
do me. Move to the jacuzzi, ooh, that booty......SMACK IT
UP, FLIP IT, RUB IT DOWN, OH, NO.......the girl is gonna do
me!
Do Me! Bell Biv DeVoe. 1990
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eachother that if we were still single by
26,we would marry eachother.awww.i
guess it doesn't help that i'm flamingly
gay now though.regardless,i'd still let
him suck me off once in awhile.kisses.
was kinda yucky.
round...and round and round and
round!! Jason is very easy to talk to
and he gives the best bear hugs! Love
you Jas!
but the truth is he just doesn't have the capabilities.
He's too slow, too lazy, and frankly too many
people know him by name at this point. One time I
tried to show him how to do a SuperNinjaRoll
through a door frame, and he totally kept hitting
the side every time. Oh Jason, stick to music my
friend, let the rest of us do the important stuff.
sandalwood, which, for the
uncultured, shares the fragrance of
dangerous, unfiltered lovemaking.
For a while, I was on Atkin's, but then
Jason totally turned me on to the
South Beach Diet, which really
opened up my options----and I lost
57 lbs. more...in a fortnight!!! Plus I
was able to keep miracle buttocks
without any side effects. Thanks
Jason. Don't stop.
years old. He sat on the side of my
head for talking shit when I was like
six and I crashed my bike in front of
his mom's whole CCD class when I was
like 7. I was trying to show off my new
bike and I went over the handle bars
and rolled of the curb next to the park
across the street from their driveway.
They dropped a note by my house that
said "get well you little shit" with a
picture of me on the ground in drawn in
crayon. Around that same year me and
Jason were terrorizing the neighborhood
with the ten or twelve kids that J's
babysat after school. I was such a
horny little kid from the older girls
like Jen Fox molesting me at such a age
and making me cumb before I hit
puberty. I tryed to kiss Jason's sister
once that year and she spit in my face.
She was already pissed from me looking
up here dress in the ice cream parlor.
Jason's family moved around for a few
years and we hooked back up in JR High
when Jason and I kicked off the season
by getting arrested and dragged into
the office for be sighted throwing a
molitoff cocktail at the side of our
elementary school and starting a fire.
Then we hung out with some ho'z from
Dublin in the 8th grade with Slater,
Jesse and our boy Sammy. That year is
when we graduated from crude behavior
and the vandalism that we were raised
on and became the savage outlaws we
were at HP AVHS SBCC and our present
relationship which is BIG TIME OSL
FAMILY FOR LIFE!!!
doing prank calls, screaming HAPPY
BIRTHDAY DAD! IM IN JAIL DAD! HAPPY
BIRTHDAYYYYYYYYYYYYY! and i wanted to
pee my pants. one of THE funniest men
on this planet. i have many many
shildhood memories of the Howlands, and
Jason is the fucking jam.
I ever had, and although we never
actually played, I really felt like I
learned a lot from him. One of my
fondest memories of our friendship was
the time when we arranged a game that
was suppose to take place at Club
Sport, I can only immagine how fun that
would have been. Thanks for the
memories J!