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      • Bill
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      • A few things come to mind when I think of Beth...
        none of which can be articulated beyond the
        flailing of limbs and shouting of monosyllabic
        noises, like "FUCK!"
        You see, this Beth is quite a character.
        When I was living with Beth, it really took some
        getting used to. I'd come home on occassion to
        find the entire refridgerator full of Jello, or perhaps
        everything would suddenly be upside down.
        To know Bethanol is to know, in many ways, the
        genetically enginered love child between Willy
        Wonka, Guy De Maupassant, and this book I
        found on the subway, I think it's a cookbook, but
        it's written entirely in low German and it's bound in
        reverse.
        And did you know that if you put your ear to the
        back of Beths head you can hear the sound of
        your own shadow, magnified 17 hundred times?

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