I was Julie's intern for a semester. We had a Master/Padawan relationship. She would order me to be funny on cue, and then when I wasn't funny enough, she would say something about this hurting her more than it hurt me.
I don't know. It hurt pretty damn bad. But the gashes healed and she taught me a lot. Mostly about tending to gashes. But sometimes gashes can be funny. Did you hear about the gash that went to the amusement park? It kept trying to CUT all the lines!
I know. That sucked. Aw, now I'm totally gonna get it from Julie. Dammit! I tried! I have only so much gash material!
It was my first day of kindergarten and
I didn't know ANYONE. I had no idea
where to sit, but this little girl
named Julie made me feel right at
home. "You can take this seat" - which
was next to her - "but you can't take
that seat" - because of the imaginary
friend that say there. Maybe it was
her wild belief in the paranormal, or
maybe it was her shameless flirting
with the new guy, but I was smitten.
While I've grown up to be an ass-
kisser, it looks like she's grown up to
be an ass-kicker. Either way, there is
a lot of ass involved.
julie is so cool that when we decided
to put our band together, she called
key-tar as her instrument. plus she's
going to help me get seth cohen out of
the television and into the day to day.
then we're going to share him as a
boyfriend. stranger things have
happened...
Before I ever met Julie in person, I
emailed her for tips on interviewing
for a job at her office. She
said "Stress that you're good with
deadlines, and (our boss) likes it if
you play with his balls while you lick
the shaft."
This is how I first knew that I would
love her. I've only known her a month
and I could already write one of those
obnoxious yearbook full-pagers where
the friends list their inside jokes!
ps: it worked, I totally got the job.
Thanks Julie!
I met julie a few years ago while squatting in
S.I. with Mary O. and Brian. I slept on a cot
for 8 months the 4 of us shared a 2
bedroom , i wouldn't give that time up for
pirates treasure. Julie could make a raft in
the east river feel like home. Julie has this
way when she is talking to you that makes
you feel like the most important person in
the whole wide world and maybe for that
instance you are , because u get to be in her
prescence . I love you Julie P.
I LOVE JULIE because we both like
dark, absurd, funny movies and I
think underneath it all we both want
life to be kinda that way. We both
swear we are each others reason for
living on SI and I wouldn't say that's
at all wrong. We love to watch
Gilmore Girls (and the crowds at
Ralph's Ices) listening to music,
driving crazy distances to hear a
band we love and talking about the
anomalies of life. Her hubby is
simply "top drawer" and they always
make me feel at home. All in all-time
with Julie is like an Evening Under
the Stars... just heavenly.
I don't know. It hurt pretty damn bad. But the gashes healed and she taught me a lot. Mostly about tending to gashes. But sometimes gashes can be funny. Did you hear about the gash that went to the amusement park? It kept trying to CUT all the lines!
I know. That sucked. Aw, now I'm totally gonna get it from Julie. Dammit! I tried! I have only so much gash material!
[whimpers, cries, and runs away]
I didn't know ANYONE. I had no idea
where to sit, but this little girl
named Julie made me feel right at
home. "You can take this seat" - which
was next to her - "but you can't take
that seat" - because of the imaginary
friend that say there. Maybe it was
her wild belief in the paranormal, or
maybe it was her shameless flirting
with the new guy, but I was smitten.
While I've grown up to be an ass-
kisser, it looks like she's grown up to
be an ass-kicker. Either way, there is
a lot of ass involved.
will never live in a fenced yard on
staten island...
to put our band together, she called
key-tar as her instrument. plus she's
going to help me get seth cohen out of
the television and into the day to day.
then we're going to share him as a
boyfriend. stranger things have
happened...
emailed her for tips on interviewing
for a job at her office. She
said "Stress that you're good with
deadlines, and (our boss) likes it if
you play with his balls while you lick
the shaft."
This is how I first knew that I would
love her. I've only known her a month
and I could already write one of those
obnoxious yearbook full-pagers where
the friends list their inside jokes!
ps: it worked, I totally got the job.
Thanks Julie!
S.I. with Mary O. and Brian. I slept on a cot
for 8 months the 4 of us shared a 2
bedroom , i wouldn't give that time up for
pirates treasure. Julie could make a raft in
the east river feel like home. Julie has this
way when she is talking to you that makes
you feel like the most important person in
the whole wide world and maybe for that
instance you are , because u get to be in her
prescence . I love you Julie P.
then moved in for good. what more can i
say?
dark, absurd, funny movies and I
think underneath it all we both want
life to be kinda that way. We both
swear we are each others reason for
living on SI and I wouldn't say that's
at all wrong. We love to watch
Gilmore Girls (and the crowds at
Ralph's Ices) listening to music,
driving crazy distances to hear a
band we love and talking about the
anomalies of life. Her hubby is
simply "top drawer" and they always
make me feel at home. All in all-time
with Julie is like an Evening Under
the Stars... just heavenly.
I can get her to cuddle up to me for
diva photos again.
She wants to waste my time and that's
no delusion.
Her final decision is perfection and
precision.
She's grade A class - number one in her
division.
(chorus) She's on it.
(repeat chorus)
(repeat chorus)