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"I don't like what I had here, but I"m too lazy to write something else at the moment... so I"ll do it later."
More about Mike
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Schools (Other):
Eagle Rock Elementary, Eagle Rock HS, North Hollywood Zoo Magnet, P.C.C., Oxford (abroad)
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College/University:
Pasadena City College, Attended 2001 - Present, Other, History/Journalism
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Occupation:
Bullshit Artist / Fabricator / Liar / G-Child
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Affiliations:
www.squishycomics.com
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Hobbies and Interests:
Sleeping, Eating, Drinking, Working, All that good stuff
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Favorite Books:
Generation Kill, The Da Vinci Code, Angels and Demons, Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, The Hobbit, Artemis Fowl, and most of the Anti-Bush/Republican jargon.
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Favorite Movies:
Too many
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Favorite Music:
Foo Fighters, AC/DC, Red Hot Chilli Peppers, Disturbed, System of a Down, Tupac, Dr, Dre, Snoop Dogg, Ice Cube, Outkast, blah blah blah... everything...
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Favorite TV Shows:
That 70's Show, Greg the Bunny, and, of course, Chapelle's Show
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About Me:
I don't like what I had here, but I"m too lazy to write something else at the moment... so I"ll do it later.
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Who I Want to Meet:
Everybody
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ass. just ask mikey here. please don't
get mike drunk because he get's waaaaay
out of control and and ends up passed
out at bus stops. wait...that's
m...nevermind.
buy it?" Mike's the funniest guy I
know. What the fuck, he thinks we
laugh at his witty remarks to spare
his feelings? The group he hangs with
isn't that considerate. If he weren't
so shy around crowds, he'd do good
stand up. The world's a funnier place
because of Mike. He needs to accept it
and move on.
And yes, his whiteness WILL
astonish you. You've been warned.
cat, this guy can throw down 10 lines
of pure yay, take on 3 long island
iced tea's while pounding three
Heinekins, and oh, oh dont even get me
started on the smack...
wild in bed, so we had to break it
off, I don't like being tied to a bed,
or being spanked. So we're just
friends now, but I still wish we could
be together. If any girls talk to him,
they better not hurt my man. He's a
real teddy bear, but he can be a tiger
too.
gentleman, extremely cordial. He's is
probably expecting me to say something
mallicious, but I'm not going to,
becuase I'm too nice.
No! What am I saying? Okay, here is the
dish on Mikey. He gets a liitle
confused about sexes. For awhile he
called me sir. Well maybe it isn't
confusion, just more of an obsession
wity Marcy from the Peanuts. That's
another thing, I think he has a thing
for little girls. Especially with his
Peeping Tom urges. So if you're a
female under the age of 18 in the LA
area, whatch out. If you ever see a
little red glowing light outside your
window at night, it's probably Mikey
with his cam-corder. Well, what else
can I saw. Oh yeah, what out dudes,
this kid plays with swords. I hear he
hits below the belt, and I'm not
talking about kneecaps.
Well Mikey, much love... What, What,
What did you say? I can't hear you.
Yeah...he's also real quiet. Somewhat
of a silent stalker. Heehee