Johnny Anarchy

Staple Enthusiast, Aspiring Writer/Voice Actor

The Disco Squad, The Dharma Initiative, Bloods, Crips, Freemasons

World Domination, Cuddling, Writing books, being a jackass, creativity, having fun, driving, running, skipping, trotting, falling down, making people laugh, Samurai movies, Seven Samurai, Lone Wolf and Cub, Zatoichi, Comic Books, Graphic Novels, etc.

Shogun, Battle Royale, Lord of the Rings, Autumn Bridge, Cloud of Sparrows, Three Kingdoms, The Unfettered Mind, Deerslayer, Lone Wolf and Cub, etc.

Evil Dead Series, the Zatoichi films, The Seven Samurai, The Good-The Bad-And the Ugly, Man Bites Dog, The Story of Ricky, etc.

Punk, Hardcore, Oldies, Classic Rock, East Coast Rap (represent you bastards), etc. ( I realized I avoided naming specific bands but I want to avoid pretentious scenesters from bitching and nagging about the music I like)

24, Lost, The Wire, The Shield, Big Love, The Sopranos, Futurama, The Simpsons, Dragonball Z, Seinfeld, Twin Peaks, The X-Files, The Rockford Files, etc.

I once beat a ninja at billiards and for that he owes me at least one free assassination. I used to have a lot of patience though now I do not. This probably has to do with working at a hospital and the looming shadow of graduate school in the Fall. This, however, does not mean I don't like to have fun. The gun in my hand means I don't like to have fun. In all seriousness, I am a funny guy with a great sense of humor. Don't take my word for it though, ask the ninja when you see him later.

I want to meet mammals of various shapes and sizes and colors and theological beliefs. Though preferably humans. Once you've tangled with a Mormon Grizzly bear with an enterprising personality you've tangled with enough. Yes, just humans please. And preferably none that are interested in making a carpet out of human hair (and love gunmetal red) or the making of lampshades out of pale, translucent skin. No, just somewhat rational people. I guess.