Look. Ari doesn't want you. Just get
over it. OK!? In fact, she's way to
busy to even think about wanting you.
Dude, you're startin to piss me off.
There's only one guy she wants, and
most definitely NOT YOU! get steppin,
aight? ...you're still here? Dude,
what don't you get? Oh I see, you
want to know who it is? Well, can you
guess? Yup, you got it. ...Justin
Guarini. ...and he's not happy with you!
I made fun of Ari a lot in college. But she was
good natured about it. It only took her four
years to start giving me shit about it. It's
good that she doesn't have a long memory for
that kind of thing. The jibes were good
natured, though. I called her "Tank Top Girl."
Because, you know, she wore tank tops. Not
as funny as a$$-ice, but you know how it is.
I went through three point five years
of college thinking that Ms. Ari was
probably a bitch because she was
pretty and she acted. Which is
usually a surefire stereotype, but I
was quickly proven wrong. She's a
cool girl and a great bartender even
though I've never ordered anything
more complicated than a Guinness. I
miss her a lot because, as Tront
says, "she's got more shit than a
bitch."
and a dash of onetuffbitch. She's the special of
the house, no matter what house she's in.
over it. OK!? In fact, she's way to
busy to even think about wanting you.
Dude, you're startin to piss me off.
There's only one guy she wants, and
most definitely NOT YOU! get steppin,
aight? ...you're still here? Dude,
what don't you get? Oh I see, you
want to know who it is? Well, can you
guess? Yup, you got it. ...Justin
Guarini. ...and he's not happy with you!
good natured about it. It only took her four
years to start giving me shit about it. It's
good that she doesn't have a long memory for
that kind of thing. The jibes were good
natured, though. I called her "Tank Top Girl."
Because, you know, she wore tank tops. Not
as funny as a$$-ice, but you know how it is.
of college thinking that Ms. Ari was
probably a bitch because she was
pretty and she acted. Which is
usually a surefire stereotype, but I
was quickly proven wrong. She's a
cool girl and a great bartender even
though I've never ordered anything
more complicated than a Guinness. I
miss her a lot because, as Tront
says, "she's got more shit than a
bitch."